Mark Berman from Fully Involved

Alt choice: Jimmy Eat Continent

Slightly diminish a band

The World Is a Solid Place & I Am Ambivalent About Dying

Flashbanged by the old "Teh" handle

I went on my first & so far only Sheetz trips on a 2021 visit to my parents & every gas station since has felt like a lie

Any major dude will tell you that's a fair take

Records by Spoon and another band called Spoons.

You: [makes a Goose/Geese joke]

Me, an intellectual:

smh, the real fake Zevon would've asked for lawyers & guns in addition to money

Our next story: "AITA for not wanting to go on the roof?"

That's not bugs, that's a bag of Zohranch!

Hello from 1986 🥶

Me as Very Important People character Dan Wesley Sharron as portrayed by Bobby Moynihan (a costume absolutely everyone at the function will know)

Is this a funny topic? @vipeopleshow.bsky.social @vicmmic.bsky.social

I wonder if we've just wrapped back around to a decade ago, where it's gone from "sponsors are bad because sellout" to "sponsors are good, hell yeah get that bag" to "sponsors are bad because I don't wanna trust any of them"

Because it's an adaptation of a specifically-focused book & sadly Warren Zanes didn't name it "BORN RUNNING IN THE USA: THE BOSSY BOY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN STORY"

Hot Topic you have 24 hours to respond

Unless they include a bibliography to an article that won a goddamn Pulitzer, it's just the laziest kind of doomerism

Aww, TØP heard you ran out of Hot Topic shirts :)

#YIAYoct

Midwest emo ❌
Midwenis emo ✅

"SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?" ass album cover

Sign outside airport. "Travel Advisory, Not permitted: Due to current restrictions on liquids, snow globes of any size are not allowed to be carried through the airport security checkpoint. Please pack in checked luggage."

Who is the whimsical ass mf causing this warning in August

We still hadn't gone over the waterpark yet 👀

I only guest in a minute chunk of this, but if you (like me) have had a void left in your heart by Rainforest Cafe/Margaritaville content, all 2 hours is *mandatory* viewing.

Inside you is a Lodge on the border of Anaheim & Garden Grove. And inside that lodge is 4 wolves.

Yes please do

Oh yeah, "cooked" is muted too.

I don't care what other perfectly fine contexts I'm missing those words in, I can comfortably throw the baby out with the bathwater on that one

Nah that's a healthy reaction. I've literally muted the word "over" because literally what is that kind of framing supposed to contribute

It's one of those cases where you go "hmm, did I just grow out of these guys?" then you hear them reflect on it & it's like "nah we were actually told to appeal more to 3rd graders"

As someone who was a middle schooler in the classic era, fell off in the Defy era & came back in the Mythical era, I can never relate when people 5 years younger than me have nostalgia for that middle zone

Imagine thinking you're beating the "lacking compassion" allegations by talking about shareholders

One could say you... get busy with the facts?