Jeff D

Moronic Qs so far from press corps at this Trump/DC avail. One about what cleaning up DC means to Trump personally, one about whether other cities can expect this, then third and fourth Qs switch topics to tariffs and Russia.

Nothing useful or specific. This used to be a prestigious beat!

When even fox news is reporting that DC crime is at a low..... Lol.

The crazy thing about the made up crime wave in DC is that they still haven't released he Epstein files

Drug Enforcement Administration officers patrolling the National Mall.

If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is

(h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)

that is exactly what it is

Someone forgot to take down this webpage:

www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

6% of DC voted for Trump. It’s repeatedly rejected him.

His hatred for DC is white-hot.

What he does Monday comes exclusively his from hatred for nonwhites and other citizens who reject him.

It has nothing to do with violent crime rates in DC—which are plummeting dramatically.

If you’re worried about the young people today and their mental health crisis, it’s comforting to spend 5 minutes on Nextdoor. The old people are SO much crazier!

Kinda weird how the current regime keeps trying to normalize deploying military force inside the nation.

Like they watched The Hunger Games and decided it'd be cool to turn DC into District 1

Federal agents are currently all over DC, where they are not only unneeded, but unwanted. The fascist takeover is here, folks.

Border patrol at Chinatown/Gallery Place.

I know there's a word for this but love when movies subtly do the trick where the background music becomes music being heard in the scene (or vice versa).

Look I never had a blackberry but looking back on it from a technology standpoint.... It really failed because it was too good in many ways.

The network was so secure that companies / governments couldn't spy on it.

The networks also wanted a way to charge people fees for texts and data.

Philip Dorsett might end up playing on half the rosters in the league

If you had told me 20 years ago that Zach from Whitest Kids U Know would become an exceptional writer / director in the suspense / horror genre......

Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch

LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member.

RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.

Someone's getting randomly selected for a drug test tomorrow.....

Mo Salah is asking the right questions

Adam Zyglis, Buffalo News

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

Situation in Ukraine: ICC judges issue arrest warrants against Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin and Maria Alekseyevna Lvova-Belova Today, 17 March 2023, Pre-Trial Chamber II of the International Criminal Court (“ICC” or “the Court”) issued warrants of arrest for two individuals in the context of the situation in Ukraine: Mr Vladi...

The president of the United States has invited Putin, for whom the ICC has issued an arrest warrant, to United States soil.

Putin is accused of stealing children.

1/3

www.icc-cpi.int/news/situati...

Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Kristi Noem says it’s lazy of SOUTH PARK to make fun of women, specifically her for how they look. Maybe. But she seems to think it’s fine to arrest and assault people for how they look.

Wait there's another show.... Anyone interested in Deltron 3030?

It's been at least half a dozen years, perhaps more than @aaronschatz.com @sean-forman.com @frantic.org and I have been talking about partnering around this. So freaking excited to announce it to the public. That's right, @pro-football-reference.com now has PxP and all sorts of new stats back to '78

Why did nobody tell me that Deltron 3030 is having a 25th anniversary tour?!?

(of course it's sold out)

Just a few questions about this deal between ESPN and the NFL Slipping into my marginal Columbo impression, I've got just a few questions about this megadeal. What's really scary: Wondering whether anyone in power is also asking them.

As news spreads about ESPN's new megadeal with the NFL, I do my best Columbo impression to ask "just a few more questions" about the implications of this partnership, which will likely alter the trajectory of sports and media in unprecedented ways. READ: https://loom.ly/0p__w_4

hell yeah computer show me what players are the biggest pieces of shit

What Are My Rights During an ICE Raid? Immigration law can be tricky, but here's what you should know.

Dealing with law enforcement can be stressful, so it’s important to know your rights before you’re face-to-face with ICE agents. While there’s never any guarantee that law enforcement officers will follow the law, here’s what they can and can’t legally do to you and what you can legally demand. ⬇️

Great job again South Park.

Wow. I've seen 3 concerts in a week!

Reminder that live music is awesome.