y’all get to see the bangs first
Marco Rubio is scared of colors.
are you okay honey you’ve hardly touched your jjoonggurt
Happy new year I saw a cat outside
forgot this app existed so uhhhhhh have this video of me fucking up the lyrics to a song before my surgery ig
SIMPLY HAVING A
same so I’m doing my nails
Still feeling really upset about the Duolingo owl’s juiced up butt cheeks being forced upon me, hbu
Charli xcx diva boots
I can’t lie, I don’t read every post that goes by when I scroll
one of you must pack your bags
my roommate got Covid for a third time
who up holding space with the lyrics of defying gravity
2025 white house cabinet meeting
she blew on my sky til I dot social
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
This is still so surreal
Get your vote in for League of their Own and if you wanna vote for me I’ll be forever grateful
thestreamerawards.com/vote
love being here and not having to see pointless fanwars 💖 this is such a breath of fresh air
I hope you love it! It’s great with mozzarella cheese too!
left my apartment for the first time in a week
tteokbokki is so bomb dude
ME ME ME ME ME ME
WAIT YOU CAN IM SO STUPID I FOUND IT
More conflating of Jewish identity and Zionism is so infuriating for me as a Jewish man.
Zionism is an ideological movement
Jewish is a religion
They are not the same thing. Like what are we doing here capitulating to Zionist pressure.
I wish we could change our handles on here :/ I should’ve made this match my tiktok name 😭
GATORS DAILY IS BACK LETS GAURRRR
I heard y’all like cat photos
VERY slowly finding my people and refollowing people.
It’s taking a while, because 1) time commitment and 2) I genuinely don’t want to follow everyone I did on Twitter, so am manually being very picky.
Leaving behind abrasive contrarians and people who never support my stuff or interact with me 👋
GET ALL OF YOUR VACCINES NOW PEOPLE.
