e.g. skeetlet lastname

I don’t like that I understood this post. We should know less about people. 🙃

1998 called. They would like their shoe back.

Fun fact. I went to kindergarten at Marcy Tuttle, whose playground they are named for.

I’m a little sad I didn’t watch it with my spouse, but also I think it’s very much my nemesis for scary movies.

Okay. Wait. 142k is not “very rich”. It is very comfortable. Enough to not have to think about finances in a “paycheck-to-paycheck” way (at least from a MN perspective). Dude’s yelling at the wrong people about money.

Thankfully, it looks like it’s not on if one has meticulously disabled location services already on their phone. But that’s its own fun headache.

Whoa. This is a very interesting take I had never considered. I like it.

🐍

🥹🥹🥹

Wow. Toxic behavior.

Okay so I recognize T-Pain and Rebecca Black and that doesn’t make me feel less old.

WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE

Um… I think I only recognize t-pain?

The translated article is even more bizarre and doesn’t at all encourage corruption of elections

Truly baffling.

The mammal room had way too many hairy ballsacks floating in jars.

d) has the appropriate amount of penises for a penis museum in Iceland, which is more penises than I am comfortable being around.

BUT ALSO: has a delightful museum cafe with penis waffles, coffee, and COCK-tails.

Same thought process. Third option: local agencies letting us know that we’re under attack by our own country?

A grey tabby kitten who jumped to the top of a picture window.

I absolutely do and also oh god I cannot have nice things right now. Nothing is safe.

It’s the Lego Death Star we have to repair 😬🙃

We are currently playing whack-a-mole with things in our house that need to be cat-proofed that never needed to be a consideration with our previous cats.

Aw crap. Thanks for letting me know!

Halp! I need recommendations for fitted sheets in a naturally cooling fiber (bamboo, eucalyptus, linen, etc) that don’t slide off the corners of the bed.

I am a very fidgety sleeper. My fitted sheets keep coming off the corners of the bed. They are deep pockets.

Oh my god I just looked at my cat sitting on my chest and her face was positioned like she was staring at me, but her eyes were closed and I swore there was a milky eyed ghost cat about to eat my soul and got startled.

Oh, I’ve got so many sleep accessories. Blackout mask, noise cancelling white noise/bluetooth earbuds, weighted blanket, compression cocoon… Sometimes it helps, sometimes not.

PORHAPS

And yet, it was eastside stp!

Just pondered what a woman was up to because she had her hands raised in the air and I wasn’t sure if she was okay… until I saw the helicopter she was clearly flipping off. 🫡

WE DO NOT NEED CUTESY NAMES FOR OUR NEIGHBORHOODS

It just dawned on me: “Let’s get it started” may be the only song ever where the only version most people have heard is the radio edit. (Ableist slur warning if you do not know the original.)