Skeetlet S. Pumpkins

It’s like if a scrotum was made into a hot air balloon.

A giant Godzilla standing over a Mission Impossible poster in Japanese. (All of the surrounding text on other buildings is in Japanese because the photo was taken in the Shinjuku district of Tokyo.)

Honestly we were sad to miss this one.

BABY

Even the first couple of years, I remember I had driven because I was serving beer with @mnrollerderby.bsky.social and getting out of there was a fucking nightmare.

Oh my god what a shit-show. It was like the same amateur hour of St Paddy’s Day.

Who knew busty was a baby-non-believing monster…

I used dude wipes on my pits and hair 🫡

It also makes a REALLY excellent NA mixer on a refreshing summer beverage if you’ve had one alcohol too many at the beach.

I’ll drink the coconut ones. I’m weird like that.

Pamples is how I discovered I’m allergic to grapefruit. 😭😭😭😭

I did a bunch of house stuff today and I smell. But I go to the gym in an hour. And I’m like. I can’t shower an hour before I go to the gym. But I feel like a monster for it. Am I a monster?

I love the lil fox at the bottom of the majestic neon landscape 🤩

A woman with a grey tabby and white kitten perched on her shoulder. The shoulder has a tattoo with bright blues, purples, and oranges.

His colorwork STAYS vivid too. My Darth Vader is 8 years old now and it is BRIGHT.

That color work is amazing! Reminds me of my artist.

www.dragonlandtattoo.com/dan (see slide 17)

Bad news for the Proper Identification of Babies department

Can they dress themselves? BABIES.

I’m so glad that rhubarb lip balm caused me to meet you in real life. I’m glad to have met you. Let’s have a gin party fr.

That’s really mean to @valcapone.bsky.social

They are babies. @mythbusty.bsky.social do you not know what a baby is? This is not hard.

“All three” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rolette is really into jumping from high places directly onto my tits.

Toni Storm voice, talking about the kitten: “Lately, she has taken to bounding off of the headboard directly onto my tits”

I have done something absolutely unhinged and torn out the top of a sweater I absolutely love… except for the neck line. Only after recalling it was sewn up the shoulders to the top and that I somehow got one of the armholes aligned weirdly… and now I need to fix it… in an awkward state.

Yes.

I get this song in my head at least once a month.

HOW ARE PEOPLE GONNA KNOW ITS ABOUT BASKETBALL

Good job 👏

Totally wild that there is almost definitely an FBI watch list based on people purchasing inflatable frog costumes online.

We are such a caricature of ourselves it’s embarrassing

An array of sauce bins at a Taco Bell. There is regular Taco Bell sauce (arranged in no particular order) across the top and on the bottom are bins for salt and ketchup.

I only had to search “ketchup” on my phone

Okay, but it is true.