Skeetlet

The only thigh gap I ever have is when I do a do a sumo deadlift or a squat.

Same. I have a butt to advertise pants on butts.

My neck of the neighborhood has also been QUIET.

I would have chosen any models at all of different sizes too. I went to their site just to see if there was any evidence. There is not.🤣

I question whether they even have cheeks. 😭

Grey pants over a small, nearly flat butt, on a very small person. The text says “The Only Winter Pants That Flatter Curves And Comfort” from the brand Ketchi

Look, every butt is valid, but don’t tell me your pants flatter curves with this photo.

lol ice’s whole fucking job is to put families at risk ron

I used dialup internet… in the city.

You are in luck!

It was dropped off at my table at Black Hart by another trivia team. I don’t know where else they have then.

A zine with cat illustrated on the cover, with the title: “A MN cat translation of the beloved anti fascist anthem Bella Ciao”

Babe, wake up. New leader of antifa just dropped.

(Thank you fellow trivia team for sharing your art.)

A young cat with grey tabby stripes and a white chest and white paws perched on a bathroom sink staring ahead.

Having the litter box in the bathroom is neat because she’ll scratch on the door and you let her in thinking maybe she needs to go to the bathroom. Nope, she just wants to watch you poop.

She’s absolutely checking to see if she can eat me yet.

Post a banger that isn’t in English

Also… wtf. I wouldn’t describe her as bitey. This is just an out of nowhere MOUTHFUL OF FLESH.

She’s so bad and I love her anyway

A forearm with three distinct tooth marks that haven’t broken the skin, one bruised, from a cat’s mouth.

My incredibly sweet kitten likes to wake me up sometimes by just CHOMPING INTO MY ARM.

I like a very very small number of cis men and then… everyone else.

Sure hope all those oversized out-of-state tinted window vehicles are having THE BEST TIME with our potholes.

Pro-tip: If you drive directly over potholes fast, they can’t hurt you. 👍

Oh hi, my choir is singing at the Art Shanties performance stage in 20 minutes if you’re near lake Harriet.

It’s absolutely one of my comfort movies.🥹

Right? Like just go for that tea, babe.

Fuck. I was really worried about her continuing to race on that.

This is Rolette. She is decidedly a BAD, and also VERY SWEET cat.

I wish I could eat birria 😭

SIMON😭

Oh OW. 😭 I’m sorry. I have no advice, only sympathy.

(If we count Chipotle, and I wasn’t, it would be five)

I did not know Black Hart was going to be visited by the Tamale Lady, nor did I know my work was going to have lunch catered by Centro on Thursday. I did know I was going to go to Cocina Latina with former coworkers and that a friend was having a birthday dinner at Boca Chica.

Through a wild twist of fate, I have consumed my fourth Mexican food this week.