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Jens Faarvang

@keysersoze84.bsky.social

Shiver me timbers

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Well I’m jealous of the ease with which some guys back into parking spaces, and it is arguably the safer way to park as if you’re backing out there’s more likely to be other cars/pedestrians (at least in British car parks anyhow) than when you park

06.07.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So he’s an 11

06.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve heard good things, but I still didn’t play the first one !

06.07.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What you playing bud?

06.07.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

kinda funny the only things u can do profusely is apologize and bleed

04.06.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

If anybody asks, we met bird watching.

02.06.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

I out pizza-ed The Hut one time but I don’t talk about it much because of the NDA

26.05.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Was waiting for you to rescue him

26.05.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cute new bestie

26.05.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Night All

LulzπŸ‘‡πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’œ

17.05.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I played it a few years ago but on PlayStation. Good game, though I struggled a bit with the swapping between characters element

I also ran out of everything towards the end but I probably just messed up somewhere

Enjoy!

06.05.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag but I woke up from a nap & now my faceID doesn’t recognise me anymore

30.04.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear you. I was actually relating to your observations on narcissists in general, but this does all seem to apply to Trump pretty clearly

30.04.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man you’ve really nailed it

30.04.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When the music stops, find a chair to hit somebody with.

29.04.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

I was going for 'smouldering and emotionally available', turns out I hit 'annoying and hard to get rid of'

20.04.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s crufts

19.04.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mint in box ❀️

06.04.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says if i speak i am in big trouble in front of a wall of advertisements ALT: a man says if i speak i am in big trouble in front of a wall of advertisements
31.03.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weekends were made for taking things out of context.

15.03.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Survived choking on my saliva in my sleep so I'm optimistic about my prospects for today.

22.03.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

brb going to jupiter to get more stupider

02.01.2024 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Definitely B. !

19.03.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t find the classroom πŸ˜…

19.03.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you go over your sexual harassment policy again only this time say it real slow

13.03.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
English plaque the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months

English plaque the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months

babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months

12.03.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3093    πŸ” 708    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 60

Fairy day’s work for a fairy day’s pay

07.03.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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