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Housewives, X-men, WWE, other gay sh*t. (aspiring) Vida tequila connoisseur. 🌈 he/him nyc

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All the straights being shook by Imrul’s β€œplay party” meanwhile my gay ass is like ok cool which one was it #SummerHouse

27.02.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

usually no but sometimes a few moans escape when it’s really hitting

25.02.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All the ladies cackling about Mia’s Fashion Nova πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #RHOP

24.02.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kenya cameo on #RHOP!! Her POWER 😍

24.02.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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dream but also nightmare blunt rotation #whitelotus

24.02.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Very true!! Though to be fair, this queen did her best

24.02.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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These two simultaneously bringing back true competition reality TV villainy over 20 years after they themselves created that genre of villainy….

Big Brother you will ALWAYS be famous!! #TheTraitorsUS #DONDI

24.02.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

when you haven’t played a game in a year and have to sit through 30 mins of updates it’s sooooo annoying

if only they could release fully polished games that don’t need a ton of fixes after launch….but nah what a crazy idea πŸ€ͺ

23.02.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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4 am me ate that

23.02.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

really in my chaos era rn, this shit is fun! why didn’t I do this sooner

23.02.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shocked I resisted watching a show with Dr Will and Parvati for this long

22.02.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never seen an episode of #DONDI before but watching ep 1 of season 2

And they’ve at least got one thing right β€” HOT PEOPLE

Joe M obviously, David, Storm, Phillip, Parvati…..yep yep yep

22.02.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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not leaving the apartment tn

21.02.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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she’s kind of the only reason #SouthernCharm even exists at this point tbh

21.02.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

literally, that’s what inspired me actually haha. Went to see that Reddit thread for the ep and was like wait why is the ENTIRE thing Danielle hate

21.02.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People melting down over Danielle’s Forest Gump comment, please go watch some Real Housewives to see some real insults

Was it rude? Yes. Does Carolyn lean into her quirks as a shield in these games? ALSO YES.

As she should!! But then don’t cry when she gets clocked for it.

21.02.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t been this happy watching a TV episode in years

Danielle Reyes YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS #TheTraitorsUS

21.02.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT FUCK ASS HAT!!!! THAT. IS. MY. MOTHER.

#TheTraitorsUS

21.02.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love just pretending like this is a vacation week, I’m really out here living my life πŸ€ͺ

21.02.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been having really great conversations with a cute boy*!!!!

*in an open relationship 🀑

20.02.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I meet cuter boys outside the bar waiting for a car home than I do in the bar πŸ˜‚

20.02.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

West is slightly less embarrassing IMO but like does Ciara not see what she looks like……why did she ever speak a word to either of them!!!!!

20.02.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s sooooooooo embarrassing for her at this point, I need her to reach her potential but she refuses 😫😫

20.02.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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didn’t want to go home after college friend dinner but my gays hate me today so solo Wednesday adventure it is!

20.02.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’ve shared so much” - Kyle

Also Kyle:
- Won’t say if why or even if her and Mau are getting divorced
- Won’t say Morgan’s name
- No idea what her relationship with Kim is like these days
#RHOBH

19.02.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forming a negative opinion about someone because of their actions does not equal β€œbias,” Kyle. Your only one on one interaction with Boz was you trying to turn her against Dorit.

Meanwhile, Dorit spilled her whole life story to Boz within 30 seconds πŸ˜‚ Kyle’s just mad Boz clocked her #RHOBH

19.02.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sutton sitting by Dorit’s front door for two hours saying β€œI’m leaving” without taking a single step outside is so camp #RHOBH

19.02.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

#RHOBH theme music makes me feel like a mouse tiptoeing through the house on Christmas Eve idk

19.02.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Britani Bateman is a fellow Gemini, omg I knew she was that bitch for a reason β™ŠοΈ #RHOSLC

18.02.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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me following hot Brazilians on the TL

18.02.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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