Kingsroc 🍉

Lmao remember the New Jersey Drones

Where did they go? why were so many of them Star Wars

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOMEN

On this day in 1437, women were invented. Praise Jesus

Most of the problems we traditionally associate with AI take over could be dealt with real easy if we just make computers think we are cute and kind of dumb like a big fat baby

Arguing with Redditors about how fascism is portrayed in Elden Ring. Pray for me

Me driving a car: I don't like this, this doesn't feel safe

YouTube video by Drum Dad & Bass Boy - Topic Beat Goes Round

Probably too early in the morning for this level of grime but what a great song youtu.be/FQw0HeSbJ5A?...

One thing about me is that I am also of South African descent but my Grandpa was murdered by the Apartheid government for feeding info to the ANC. It's almost like if you're a good person you'll do the right thing regardless of your circumstances

Hot new family member just dropped: Gruncle, a combination of grandpa and uncle for use upon your Dad's elderly brother

Yes, Elon is from a historically racist region and did fascist karate in front of everyone *and* has grown a small moustache but let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just shaved wrong

The phrase "High on the hog" originates from the time before chairs were invented and everyone used to sit upon large hogs

i can't remember who did it and i think they deleted it or their account but one of the things i've laughed hardest at in my life was a tweet that was just: "[alanis voice] i'm full but i'm eating"

Some deer saw me

"I know we are dying from poison but what if we ate just a little bit more poison'

Elon didn't say *Heil* Hitler. He said *Hi* Hitler. He saw his friend Hitler in the crowd

Cool sticker i saw. Very cool and vibey

This joke gets better if you put the Chinese characters into Google translate

US Government: We are banning tik tok to protect you from China

US Citizens, joining an even more Chinese app: 吸我的屁股

Did the famous movie chimps of the 90's get to keep any of their money? Like, they for sure would have spent it on bananas but that is their right it was their money

When will politicians address the issues that matter to me? Enormous, wild hogs are eating my crops

Hasbro implies the existence of Lostbro

Pride cometh before a fall. Pride you have concerning sexual interests my guy

Having magnets strapped to my brain so I don't kill myself. Have we come to a consensus on how they work yet

Watching hella interior design videos has me feeling some type of way. I don't want enough money to be rich, I just want enough money to express my taste and style in my environment

Happy new year specifically to horses

There should really be a health food store called "Big Naturals"

You can tell the economy is bad because hardly anyone is busting it down, sexual style

How do you know my fanny pack isn't full of girl's phone numbers

AI generated stories on Tik Tok: My golden child brother killed my dog and cut my dick off. Years later I showed him by becoming Mayor of the bank and foreclosing on his home

The people that watch them: Typical family stuff, so relatable

Have to do a bunch of chainsaw stuff today and I do not want to do it.

Chainsaws are scary and if anyone tells you otherwise they are a liar or a fool