Lmao remember the New Jersey Drones
Where did they go? why were so many of them Star Wars
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOMEN
On this day in 1437, women were invented. Praise Jesus
Most of the problems we traditionally associate with AI take over could be dealt with real easy if we just make computers think we are cute and kind of dumb like a big fat baby
Arguing with Redditors about how fascism is portrayed in Elden Ring. Pray for me
Me driving a car: I don't like this, this doesn't feel safe
Probably too early in the morning for this level of grime but what a great song youtu.be/FQw0HeSbJ5A?...
One thing about me is that I am also of South African descent but my Grandpa was murdered by the Apartheid government for feeding info to the ANC. It's almost like if you're a good person you'll do the right thing regardless of your circumstances
Hot new family member just dropped: Gruncle, a combination of grandpa and uncle for use upon your Dad's elderly brother
Yes, Elon is from a historically racist region and did fascist karate in front of everyone *and* has grown a small moustache but let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just shaved wrong
The phrase "High on the hog" originates from the time before chairs were invented and everyone used to sit upon large hogs
i can't remember who did it and i think they deleted it or their account but one of the things i've laughed hardest at in my life was a tweet that was just: "[alanis voice] i'm full but i'm eating"
Some deer saw me
"I know we are dying from poison but what if we ate just a little bit more poison'
Elon didn't say *Heil* Hitler. He said *Hi* Hitler. He saw his friend Hitler in the crowd
Cool sticker i saw. Very cool and vibey
This joke gets better if you put the Chinese characters into Google translate
US Government: We are banning tik tok to protect you from China
US Citizens, joining an even more Chinese app: εΈζηε±θ‘
Did the famous movie chimps of the 90's get to keep any of their money? Like, they for sure would have spent it on bananas but that is their right it was their money
When will politicians address the issues that matter to me? Enormous, wild hogs are eating my crops
Hasbro implies the existence of Lostbro
Pride cometh before a fall. Pride you have concerning sexual interests my guy
Having magnets strapped to my brain so I don't kill myself. Have we come to a consensus on how they work yet
Watching hella interior design videos has me feeling some type of way. I don't want enough money to be rich, I just want enough money to express my taste and style in my environment
Happy new year specifically to horses
There should really be a health food store called "Big Naturals"
You can tell the economy is bad because hardly anyone is busting it down, sexual style
How do you know my fanny pack isn't full of girl's phone numbers
AI generated stories on Tik Tok: My golden child brother killed my dog and cut my dick off. Years later I showed him by becoming Mayor of the bank and foreclosing on his home
The people that watch them: Typical family stuff, so relatable
Have to do a bunch of chainsaw stuff today and I do not want to do it.
Chainsaws are scary and if anyone tells you otherwise they are a liar or a fool
