He's transparent, all right. Plain as day that he's a total dick.
He'll take up that investigation once his audit is completed.
"Obliterated" is his new favorite word, since "tariff" is pretty much on everyone's shitlist now.
Yeah, I know this is big, but I'm pretty sure I can't explain why.
Genghis the Con thinks he can take over the world.
I really thought Trump would be the first to suggest building a canal to bypass the Strait.
Can you pilot a golf cart up the tailpipe of the mother ship?
Any Florsheim questions?
Modern day Big Religion is an older, better organized, state-protected Nigerian Prince scam.
You think if they'd done something even remotely right that they wouldn't have told us all about it?
Other countries welcome, encourage, and even demand that Trump kiss their asses.
"As soon as Duh Leader figures out how to make a profit off it, he'll announce our plan."
Who needs reality?
No mutilization of the language!
They don't have the guts to tell Trump they aren't wearing his stupid shoes that are two sizes too big, you think they're going to tell him his war isn't going well?
Now do backup QB! Can't count on a 5th or 6th round draft pick for that. (Scary how slim the free agent prospects are this year of all years.)
Has our Secretary of War Crimes made a statement yet to our cowardly, lying newssayers?
Eating at the Mar-a-Lago restaurant could be considered a wartime hardship.
"Uh, that was a misspoke."
Her hairs are rugged individualists, going where they wish, beholden to no one.
Lotsa pomade.
"Not our fault! Only nerds who have ever looked at a map could've predicted the Strait of Hormuz situation!"
"Operation Epic Fail is proceeding as unplanned! Our great Secretary of War Crimes looks great in a suit, doesn't he?"
"I have ordered our heroic, manly warfighters not to take cover when they are being bombed. That breeds common sense, and I will not tolerate it!"
Also the number of diapers he goes through in a week.
"If I wasn't so dumb, I'd be a smart guy!"
Ellison will change that pretty quickly.
Crazy how it snowed everywhere but on the sidewalk!
"Why no stories on how I stay so dapper looking while warfighting?"
I'd say some boots are about to hit the ground.
