Eric DaSilva Comedian/Writer/Comic Nerd/ Noble Jerk

Eyes are the windows to where your soul is supposed to be.

AT THIS POINT THERE SHOULD BE DRINKING GAME CALLED:
RED SKULL, COBRA COMMANDER OR TRUMP: WHERE YOU NAME A PLOT & HAVE TO SAY WHO DID IT

“Fact:Abortions, Gay Marriage & immigrants have killed more Americans than mass shootings.”
-Said climate change denying conspiracy theorist

Things I miss:
-Vans with D&D/Metal art work
-Blind musicians
-IRL co-op gaming
-Fast music about American history
-Critical thinking

Ethical Non Monogamy is the Custodial Engineer of dating.
Thank you for your service. 🫡

Today I learned something really important.
Unfortunately I’m really forgetful and what were we talking about?

These days a remake of Three’s Company would be called: Throuple Trouble

Science!

IF TYLENOL REALLY CAUSED AUTISM WE’D ALL BE BETTER AT MATH.

#ThanosWasRight

Dumb dumb science

I feel like I should post more here…here…here…he-ear

Radio active shrimp?
Under RFK JR’s watch?
Honestly, at this point I’m surprised it’s just radiation.

TRUMP ANNOUNCING MILITARY CONTROL OF DC TOTALLY MEANS TRUMP’S NAME IS IN EPSTEIN LIST.

Having Mr. Garrison as a Trump avatar was fun.
Having Trump as the new Sadam Hussein is hilarious.
I wanna a ‘6 Days To Air’ sequel just on this episode.
Nice job South Park🫡

Heads up:
I’m making chili tonight for dinner.
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow it’s because my kid’s farts killed me.

SO WHO ARE WE BETTING/HOPING IS GOING TO BE #3? 🤔

My kids look at cursive, the way I looked at calligraphy. Cool but pretentious.

I’m officially at the age where I don’t want to get a hand job.
I want to get a hand career.

So Obama broke the law? While in office?! But the Supreme Court said presidents have presidental immunity! Damn.

But if Trump did anything illegal, with minors, before he was president- THAT’s still a crime. Yup- Trump’s on the Epstein List

Quick reminder:
If you need AI for a made up fantasy because in reality you’re on the Epstein List, you’re definitely a pedophile.

With all things being equal, on a thermal dynamic quantum level:
This sucks.
-Me trying to sound smart during a break up

#SUPERMAN :
YOU’RE FAVORITE SUPER HERO’S FAVORITE SUPER HERO

Better late than never

You know things are bad when you have Florida MAGA sounding like Fog Horn Leghorn

#trump
#Epstein
#maga
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Oh! Would you look at this!
….I’m gonna leave this right here.
#trump #maga #epstein