𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗

Bob just sighs.

In a rare moment of self-awareness, Gary’s a little shocked and taken aback by Adleigh’s dramatic performance.

But then comes the insanity, and now he’s completely convinced he’s somehow proven his abject superiority over the organic.

Gary: “HA! TAKE THAT! NOBODY MESSES WITH ME!”

Gary: “What kind of idiots can’t even open a door?”

Bob: “Gary, we’re locked out.”

(I meant it this time I promise)

#Queekisms

Tomorrow, everyone’s favourite dysfunctional couple will return.

#Queekisms

New @ who dis? (Peak edition)

Gary: “What an asshole!”

Gary: “Alright. Who in the name of Count Dooku’s cape let Bob bake so many muffins?”

#Queekisms

I kinda love the idea that for no explainable reason he’s an absolutely dogshit spy anywhere else in the galaxy.

He just arrives somewhere, even if it’s just casually, and people go

“IT’S A SPY!”

“Tonight—we shall host our first ever ROLEPLAY HUNGER GAMES!”

❤️ this post to enter your muse.
There’s no guarantee that your muse will be able to join (I can only add so many characters.)

B: - means it’s a Bob fear
G: - means it’s a Gary fear

#Queekisms

Semi-important heads up.

Because of the new internet safety law in the UK you’ve gotta verify your age to do some stuff. Which you can do by having your face scanned or uploading your ID.

On BlueSky you can’t use DMs without verifying.

Yesterday, I did that on some accounts -

"...Wʜʏ ɪs ᴀɴʏ ᴏʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ?!"
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⊚ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝙾𝙲
⊚ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
⊚ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
⊚ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?

Gary: “Pfft—see? No proof.”

Bob: “You are one of the few who’d risk dinner with us.”

Bob doesn’t condone what’s about to happen—but that doesn’t mean he’s going to stop it.

Gary: “OH YEAH!?”

With reckless abandon, Gary throws a right-hook swing at Adleigh.

Bob: “Gary—for the last time—you are not a better shot than Boba. I love you and I support you, but no.”

Gary: “WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?”

Bob shrugged again during the shouting and the sound of his rusted body cracking and creaking filled the area.

Bob: “You have met Gary. Would you accept a dinner invitation from him?”

Gary: “I don’t wanna know anything! If you can change faces on the fly, then let’s see it! Huh!?”

Gary: “I’m not scared of an upjumped chemist!”

Gary’s ready for a fight, but he’s also aware Bob would probably just deactivate him (for his own good.)

Gary: “It’s not easy being a legendary bounty hunter, kid…”

Said Gary, completely overlooking the ‘bad’ comment aimed at himself and poor Bob.

Gary: “…but one day, you might just join us in the big leagues.”

Gary: “Hm. Maybe. We don’t usually work with amateurs…”

Bob just kinda shrugs.

Bob: “I am the only reason Gary has not been scrapped.”

Bob: “It is also wasteful to not use a fully functional kitchen.”

#Queekisms

I’ll do my replies tomorrow.
I really need sleep.

Bob: “No. Our ship came with a kitchen and it would feel neglectful if we did not use it. I cook, the food rots away, and I clean it up.”

Bob: “I have returned from the market with bacon and cheese.”

Gary: “Why does Bob even go and buy groceries? WE DON’T EAT!”