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@jjambro.bsky.social

Not obeying in advance. Mostly snarky sweary replies. Occasional bon mot. I like most dogs better than I like most people, so don't push it.

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And property values soared...

17.10.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure Jesus wouldn't have been a fan of his either

17.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll never forgive this administration for making me side with this man I thoroughly detest

16.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am pissed at the tRump administration for among other things, make me side with a man I rarely agree with, and dislike intensely

16.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So?

15.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's ok to have opinions and beliefs, it's just that they, like the color of your skin, have to be the right ones

15.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he tried a little harder, he could get his whole head up there

15.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, when you're a pedophile and a rapist, you have to keep it on the down low

15.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's interesting how these people crusade against anything having to do with sex and thereby call themselves good Christians, and then break, basically, every one of the 10 Commandments before lunch. I'm not sure Christ had all that much to say about sex.

15.10.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

V-Twin tw*t

15.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The party of strength and manliness sure is chicken shit about people who don't look like them

13.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should look in the mirror about that, Dobby

13.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd really like to know who's funding. I'm still waiting for my checks from the protests I did in the spring.

13.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because they're terrified that if people know who they are, life as they know it is over, and when this shitshow is over, there will be legal consequences

13.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or, basic self awareness...NAH

13.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just listened to a podcast about Henry VII. The podcaster's opinion was that when he realized that people didn't love him he simply killed them. It felt so familiar.

13.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out' is the appropriate response to that

13.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure there's room in his casket for two...

12.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It appears as those around him didn't feel the need to stand either

12.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been saying that for weeks. They should be shunned. They don't belong in polite society. They have proven that they're apart.

12.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sunset over Linekin Bay. Single sailboat with red sky fading to blue and topped by wispy clouds

Sunset over Linekin Bay. Single sailboat with red sky fading to blue and topped by wispy clouds

It never gets old. #maine

11.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saying, never don't listen to Tom Waits' Tom Traubert's Blues. Hauntingly beautiful.

11.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's some North Korea level bullshit right there. Heart of a humanitarian -

10.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wrote every paper except 2 in 6 years the night before they were due. Coffee, cigarettes, and a manual Corona portable. Never got lower than a B+. Most were higher. Computers were terminals with tractor feed printers back then.

10.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't matter how tall he is, he's diminutive.

10.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Member of the Leopards Eating Faces Party right there.

09.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, it's Thursday, he must be lying.

09.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it weren't for independent journalists, we'd be North Korea already

09.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So the logo on his shirt could be much simpler, a swastika

08.10.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He's naturally confused. It was the heroin that crossed the blood-brain barrier. It wasn't WiFi that allowed that though

07.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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