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HBD! 🥳 That face says “I am the gift.”

This particular French Press makes no coffee, just farts.

A French bulldog mid side eye, looking both suspicious and personally offended while laying on a cozy blanket.

This meeting could’ve been an email, Janet.

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchies #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofbluesky

Tiny gremlin princess mid dream, negotiating a peace treaty between squeaky toys and the vacuum.

Just a reminder that while you’re out there hustling and grinding, my dog has clocked 14 hours of uninterrupted sleep with her tongue out and zero regrets.

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky #frenchbulldog

The Roomba blinked. Sylvie didn’t. Mostly because she forgot what she was doing.

Beef Mode Activated. Flank exposed, but vibes are strong. Happy Wednesday.

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchies #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofbluesky

The reluctant leader of a living room militia, staring down a whirring plastic menace that has no gods, no morals, and no snack respect.

Day 47: The Roomba continues its reign of terror. Morale is low. Treats are fewer. But the resistance lives.

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Happy Birthday Wrek!

A lilac French bulldog, mid-side eye, sits at the door channeling the spirit of every disappointed aunt at Thanksgiving. Her gaze is so intense it may have opened a rift in the fabric of time. The rug beneath her is now sentient and afraid.

She gave me side eye so hard I apologized for stuff I haven’t even done yet.

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchies #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofbluesky

That’s her default mode most days. Passive judgment with just a hint of ‘you gonna eat that?

A small, suspicious loaf of French bulldog is draped across a couch like a mob informant who’s seen too much. Her eyes say “guilty,” her posture says “try me,” and somewhere nearby a sock is missing.

She’s not napping. She’s in strategic retreat. One sock’s missing, a granola bar wrapper turned up in her bed, and the Roomba hasn’t been right since.

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchies #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofbluesky

A lilac and tan French bulldog who looks like she just lost a dance battle to a Roomba and needs to reboot all systems.

Nap so hard, your ancestors feel it. Don’t let anyone tell you this isn’t a valid career path.

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A highly trained lilac French bulldog operative in deep REM sleep, maintaining psychic ball security through dream based surveillance protocols. Tennis ball remains under the protection of ancient snore magic. Threats rated unlikely unless involving cheese.

Ball security level: Maximum. Awareness level: Questionable.

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Certified blanket burrito. 10/10 would interrupt my whole day to stare at this fine loaf. 🍞

A potato wearing a dog costume attempts astral projection but gets distracted by dreams of cheese.

A true visionary rests before the chaos begins. 👀

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A squished faced Frenchie in deep sleep, radiating the calm of someone who paid off her care credit card and doesn’t talk to their coworkers.

If I had one ounce of her confidence, I’d be unstoppable. But instead I have deadlines and back pain. Monday is done. Yippee. ✅

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky

Appreciate the kind words. She says she’ll consider sharing the footage once her legal team (a stuffed duck and a chew rope) clears it. 🦆

Appreciate the support. The alt text was written under extreme duress (she was snoring directly into my soul.)

No tongue needed. Just whisper chicken nugget and she’ll ascend like a furry Lazarus.

A lilac French bulldog dramatically flopped on her back in a plush bed like she just saw the check at brunch. Legs splayed, chin to the sky, fully committed to the role of “overworked Victorian heiress.” Her stuffed toy sidekick lies beside her, also pretending life is hard.

BREAKING: Local French bulldog found unconscious after intense 14 minute zoomie spree. No suspects at large. Toy elephant taken in for questioning.

#frenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky #chillsylvie

A lilac French bulldog in a pink harness sits in the back seat, glaring out the window like a grumpy little chaperone who didn’t approve this route and absolutely would like to speak to the manager of traffic.

She’s in the back seat plotting her own Yelp for doggo drivers: “2 stars. You braked too hard, the window isn’t down far enough for my nostrils, and someone keeps farting. Definitely not me.”

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky

A very serious French bulldog named Sylvie sits in a plush dog bed, clearly judging your lack of Monday motivation.

Behind every great business is a chill mascot keeping the creative energy balanced. Sylvie’s here for your Monday motivation, nap like a boss, then design like one.

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchies #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofbkuesky #pipmarketingsignsprint

Extreme close up of a suspiciously cozy French bulldog, half-buried in a fluffy gray blanket, serving looks that say “I’m 98% asleep and 2% judging your choices”

Do not disturb: Grumble Loaf is mid fermentation.

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky #highlysuspicious

A relaxed lilac French bulldog named Sylvie lying on her back in a pink dog bed, eyes half-open in sleepy bliss. A worn plush koala toy rests in front of her bed

Sylvie is done with this week. Between the wild news cycle and a full calendar of naps, snacks, and supervising our work, she’s officially clocked out for the weekend. Belly up, stress down.

#chillslyvie #frenchbulldog #frenchie #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky

A lilac French bulldog dead to the world, snoring on her back in a pink bed like she just finished a six-course meal and a rom-com marathon. Tongue barely out, paws curled like she’s holding ghost snacks in her dreams.

She’s not dead, she’s just recharging.
like a Roomba. but cuter. and with farts.

#chillsylvie #frenchie #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky #napchampion #pleaserebootme #nowloading

A small lilac French bulldog puppy sitting on a dark gray couch, looking directly at the camera with big ears and a curious expression.

Throwback Thursday to when Sylvie was this tiny for approximately three weeks before she leveled up into full grown Frenchie status. The ears stayed the same size, though.

#frenchie #frenchies #frenchbulldog #chillsylvie #frenchiesofbluesky #frenchiepuppy #tbt

A lilac French bulldog wearing a pink harness sits on a gray carpet, looking up with a slightly serious expression. Her ears are perked up, and her small underbite is visible. In the background, a pink dog bed rests against the wall.

Sylvie is officially cone free!

After weeks of rocking the dreaded cone, our girl got a clean bill of health from her optometrist for the moment. No more bumping into furniture or giving us those heart-melting “why me?” looks.

#frenchies #frenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofbluesky #chillsylvie

A lilac French bulldog lounging on a gray couch, stretching its hind legs out on a beige pillow while looking directly at the camera with a relaxed yet curious expression.

Do you even lift bro?

#frenchie #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky #frenchbulldog

A lilac French bulldog named Sylvie sits in a plush dog bed, wearing a pink harness and a clear plastic cone around her neck. She looks mildly unimpressed, as if contemplating life’s injustices.

Sylvie’s been rocking the cone life for the past few weeks thanks to a stubborn eye infection. Follow-up with the optometrist tomorrow, fingers crossed she gets paroled from the cone of shame soon. Things are looking A LOT better.

#frenchie #frenchbulldog #frenchies #frenchiesofbluesky #conelife

My Giants did their part. 😝 So glad to have baseball back.

Sylvie, a lilac French bulldog, rests her head on a red and gray pillow, looking comfortably sleepy. A green dinosaur toy with wide eyes and a silly grin sits in front of her, like a loyal sidekick.

Emotional support dinosaur reporting for duty. But really, it’s nap time for everyone. 🦖👀💚

#frenchie #frenchies #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofbluesky #chillsylvie