Dr. JMac

More like Predator: Good Movie

Scientists should genetically engineer bananas to not have strings inside

-3
-1
-4, because while I don’t think it looks as good as 2 or 3, and might be less expensive than both, it’s also a more versatile look and so would get used more

In a just world Sam Altman and many of the higher ups at OpenAI would be in prison tonight over these ChatGPT suicides that keep happening

Is this friend @houseofglib.bsky.social ?

Sandwich man leaving court

Sandwich guy is never paying for another sandwich for the rest of his life. Like everyone at your local bar knowing you were a 9/11 fireman or something.

I also have pretended to die to get out of a meeting I wanted to leave

I have tried the free Crumbl Thins. They’re fine. Infinitely better than the 3” thick monstrosities that are their default. They have—here’s a thing I never thought I’d say about any baked good—too much butter in the dough. They’re greasy and taste overwhelmingly like butter.

Unless this ends with the NYT paying for them to get psychological assistance so they stop doing this, I am not interested

I meant the normal Crumbl, I haven’t tried the thin ones. To be clear.

Only if you’re a bad person, to answer question 1. As for question 2, that’s not a real thing that exists.

They’re bad!

I didn’t know Crumbl was making thins. That might make Crumbl cookies edible for me, noted Crumbl hater

I solved the Thursday 11/06/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 19:38!

In my youth I was radicalized by reading books like 1984, Brave New World, Amazing Spider-Man, and The Bible

In my adulthood I was radicalized by listening to Bruce Springsteen’s The Ghost of Tom Jode (feat. Tom Morello)

And then go west to become cowboys

Well, during the Obama administration the FTC stopped enforcing the do not call list, and then under the Trump administration (attempt 1) the FCC ended net neutrality, so now any scumbag with a phone and a dream of getting money from suckers can bother you whenever they want

I think egg salad would be the worst sando to get beaned with. No chance a thrown egg salad sandwich ain’t getting sloppy on impact

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

“Mustard and sliced onions… Mustard…and sliced onions. MUSTARD and SLICED onions.”

Ciiivvvvviiiiilliaaaaaans

Have to say, these are things I’m glad to be missing

Who are the weirdos who still voted for Eric Adams? Interview those people, NYT, leave theDNC consultants in the lobby for a minute

Staten Island is full of trolls and IIRC cops

I solved the Wednesday 11/05/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 15:18!

Fully automated luxury socialism for everyone!

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Boy, that is a journey of a lede

Yeah! Screw that guy!