the beepster

Ayo, if you're following me here... Good instinct but I'm mainly over at @meltycg.bsky.social

Ayo, if you're following me here... Good instinct but I'm mainly over at @meltycg.bsky.social

art by @hemlocke.bsky.social

me but a borzoi

Intrusive thoughts got hands today :(

Ilmw2
mwah mwah <3

But you get the idea. I want to do everything I can with this woman she is so precious to me.

I'm gay.

to make a video game with her.
I want to start a band with her.
I want to make wonderful beautiful art with her.
I want to go fishing with her.
I want to explore weird old MMOs with her.
I want to write poetry because of her.

I'm running out of things that aren't just the same stuff worded diffrent

o bake lots of cakes with her.
I want to sit and watch garbage no good TV shows with her.
I want to bring her to my family's get-togethers.
I want to tend to the garden with her.
I want to go on walks with her.
I want to travel with her.
I want to comb her hair while she talks about her day.
I want

I want to go camping with her.
I want to cook lots of tasty food with her.
I want to cuddle up with a cup of hot chocolate during a winter storm with her.
I want to live in a little cabin in the middle of nowhere with her.
I want to spend a day at the arcade playing marble pushers with her.
I want t

In this house we love clowns!

Two things, unrelated to each other:
1. I'm getting a borzoi fursona drawn up :)
2. I keep getting adverts for maternity clothes, my cookies are on some heavy shit.

I wish you were though...

Well obviously not you, you're so far away! :(

Sign me the FUCK up

Hot trans clowns? In MY area?!

I gay my wife so much

I miss my wife so much

What happened to all the family films where grown man turns into dog?
I feel like we need more of them

gobtober day 15 - barbarian

"She asked for EXTRA tomatoes actually."

Oh my gosh she's crying at Cars 3 I think she's the one

Gagging noises mean keep going!🥺

Say hello to Eeps!
SAY IT!

Art by the ever talented @hemlocke.bsky.social

I wanna live not here

don't let the intrusive bodymod thoughts in...

i need her

i think that its extremely homophobic that my wife just cant live with me forever without having to jump through a million governments hoops all covered in red tape

oie in your

terrible cropping