June 🇵🇸🇺🇦

Plate tectonics are so funny because wtf do you mean New York City and Tokyo are on the same plate?

Hi fellow June

You’re a yinglet permanently now right?

Oh god what happened now

The worst part about GTA VI getting delayed is that we have to endure another 6 months of children infesting every comment section with “we got x before we got GTA VI.”

Welcome to the club, I’d get comfy since you probably aren’t going back now ^w^

I know this was from 3 months ago but apparently Jesus was born some point between 6 and 4 BCE. So the year should actually be somewhere between 2029 and 2031.

How does one contend with the fact that the world will continue to get profoundly worse with each passing day without going mad?

It’s so funny when you consider that one of the most long lasting pieces of media in the western canon that popularized our modern interpretations of what heaven and hell are like is basically a self insert Mary Sue fanfic of the Bible.

Random thought but the Polynesians and Vikings blow my mind with how well they managed to tame and traverse vast oceans without any modern navigation systems. Goes tho show that humans from the past weren’t dumb. They were just as clever as us but had to work around different technology levels.

One of my favourite animal facts is how hyenas used to have a much more expansive range during the Pleistocene, living as far north as Britain. And because of this, if you raise hyenas in a cold climate, they will grow a fluffy coat.

Yinglet Fortnite skins would be very OP lmao

It’s okay I forgive you

I wonder if Taiwanese, Palestinians, and Kosovar people are friends united in being countries for all intents and purposes but not officially because of the fucking UN Security Council.

Not cool Noelle

Welcome to your new life, no you can’t go back (I tried)

Val Salia has fallen, billions must get zhatzhinged

It still says mouse in your bio btw

How may new yinglets have been created so far this week?

Apparently Pizza Hut isn’t doing the best financially so that day may be sooner than you think

With Yinglet creator being released if may as well be

How many of these yinglets are permanent so far?

I got got because of a certain @gyro.bsky.social

So many new yinglets will result from this

Congrats, this is now permanent

Will there eventually be support for more yinglet variants like this snowy yinglet by shard_of_confusion?

I love that

It’s like someone fused a kangaroo with a monkey