@chrisy.bsky.social
I am a victim of constant curses and ill intentioned hexes. They/them
I have been carried away. Goodbye!
22.11.2025 05:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It must be so awesome to have a kid and then they end up epic and cool. But having a kid and then they end up chud and sucks? Erm, I think that'd be less than ideal
21.11.2025 16:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CQDs 2 GODs
20.11.2025 23:33 β π 134 π 46 π¬ 0 π 0two yellow bunnies outlined in blue, one smaller then the other. hanging out under a dead tree in a bright red-orange background. smiling and lovely
20.11.2025 23:59 β π 222 π 47 π¬ 0 π 0OG Bule Sky
20.11.2025 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I forget how yaoi my hands are til I see a video of myself playing guitar
20.11.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the pros of having a fuckawesome bride
- you get to hear war stories
- portable charger
- excellent 6c
the cons of having a fuckawesome bride
- the contents of your freezer don't belong to you
- kind of ugly
- eternal dashblock slave
day 17
Beautiful beautiful
17.11.2025 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watch my voice crack and stuff (Hot Mulligan - Featuring Mark Hoppus)
15.11.2025 23:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes Marty Mcfly is his own father, no he didn't fuck his mom. I don't have the time to explain this to you right now so Google "Marty Mcfly sperm replacement theory", then you will understand.
15.11.2025 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0never die/never spoil
14.11.2025 21:51 β π 34 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0Jazz
12.11.2025 20:14 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Riff but up to speed fuuuuuuuuck I love playing guitar so much
12.11.2025 16:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The written word is awe inspiring. So many cultures independently creating complex understandable forms of non-verbal communication. It belongs to everyone and that's why it's resented by the elite. A way to make a quick buck and deprive your lessers of a universal human tool is a win-win to them.
12.11.2025 15:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Did some more set up adjustments and it's all coming together
12.11.2025 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1CatBat!
11.11.2025 16:22 β π 231 π 59 π¬ 2 π 0second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
09.11.2025 15:10 β π 5837 π 1328 π¬ 30 π 285Silent Hill F is so real because one of the first mechanics introduced is "drink ramune to restore sanity" and that's exactly what a diet coke does for me in real life
10.11.2025 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hypothesis: God hates me
Evidence: I have a hangnail
Conclusion: God hates me
Bought a ASAT with a fucked up set up for super cheap and fixed the set up so now it works
10.11.2025 00:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0relic grind done
09.11.2025 02:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't sing, I can't whistle, and I can't keep rhythm (Betty - Hot Mulligan)
07.11.2025 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0watch me go out of rhythm every chorus in a different way every time (Stickers of Brian - Hot Mulligan)
06.11.2025 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0