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A tight 90 of the remember reach bomb run commercial is all the world wanted.

05.11.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has better analysis of last night than any NYC paper.

05.11.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The world of Dead Space where everything is extinct, earth is a smog hellhole, the government/unitology are in an competition to see who can be more evil, and the only way to keep going is mining on a per planet scale? Itโ€™s horror before the Necromorphs show up.

At least thereโ€™s always Peng.

05.11.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fellas, whoโ€™s up aloofing they wife?

05.11.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œFuck you Staten Island, youโ€™re not a real Boroughโ€

05.11.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mamdani radiates โ€œGuy your grandmother really wants you to bring homeโ€ energy, but heโ€™s happily married?!?

Checkmate liberals.

04.11.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting blocked under both โ€œmilquetoast liberalโ€ and โ€œdirtbag lefty, possible bernie broโ€œ lists is like, yeah sure lol. I contain multitudes apparently.

03.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like dawg, they have been standing in the viper pit and are surprised when lifting up a rock that there are more, slightly different snakes down there.

03.11.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like there has been a lot of โ€œI donโ€™t stand for this in particularโ€ from the folks presenting as respectable but not a lot of looking at what got them there. Probably because this is a factional fight dressed up like an ethical one.

I also be impressed if this tone lasts more than two weeks.

03.11.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Iโ€™m a decaying husk of old man energy but whatever they are feeding the autocorrect and doing in the revisions to keyboard input feels so much clumsier than it was 5 years ago.

03.11.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The entire โ€œLiquid Glassโ€œ UI aesthetic (thanks for capitalizing that phone) is contrary to basic UX.

All UI should be see through so it muddles what youโ€™re actually looking at with what is underneath?

Every element needs to have the exact same curvature regardless of heuristics?

Whomst did this

03.11.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Acta Non Verba Pritzker.

03.11.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Behold, fights that would not have left the inbox of the most junior Worldstarhiphop employee.

03.11.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The entire power structure has been captured by ideological capital, how on earth do you continue to play in that rule box and expect anything to go back?

03.11.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s funny that even Francis Fukuyama takes breaks from hucking abundance tripe to clearly state how liberalism has hollowed out its own power through austerity and failure to limit capital.

Not a single of Ezraโ€™s Big Tentisms has an answer for โ€œokay, and then the Supreme Court says no, now what?โ€

03.11.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The peyote also made Herbert make a second, separate race of evil hentai pussy witches.

So yeah, no notes.

02.11.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You underestimate them at your own peril

02.11.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drake Maye at a Patriots charity event dressed as "Charizard" (it's actually Dragonite)

Drake Maye at a Patriots charity event dressed as "Charizard" (it's actually Dragonite)

TO saying "That's My Quarterback"

TO saying "That's My Quarterback"

02.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Naming my indie band No Purchase Necessary and our Debut Album โ€œVoid Where Prohibitedโ€

Everyone groans at my shit, Pitchfork gives me a 6.4, donโ€™t ask why my parents names are blue on Wikipedia.

02.11.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Confirmation that Mookie is going into the hall in a Dodgers cap, fucking end me dude

02.11.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vance has no juice, will herald a long brewing tradcath vs evangelical fight.

JR and Eric are fuck ups. The daughters want to be influencers more than politicians.

Miller is the most dangerous, because heโ€™s smart enough to stay in power regardless of the figurehead, but he is not said figurehead.

01.11.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So decades of stagnation is forcing opposition parties and the ANC themselves to take more radical land reform positions, but again, Zimbabwe. There are worldwide political consequences for land seizure so ratcheting up rhetoric is all that is really happening.

01.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re pretty much on the nose.

The ANCโ€™s land reform has always been ethical but toothless. โ€œWilling buyer, willing sellerโ€ (because they donโ€™t want Zimbabwe 2.0) and the white land owners are not selling know that land is the only power they have.

01.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But have you considered: Diggs, sideline, conclave, infallible.

30.10.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He desperately wants the military to be โ€œwarrior ethosโ€ and lethality and masculine peak physical conditioning and grooming standards because thatโ€™s what they yell at you about in Ranger school.

Anything more nuanced or logistics based is outside his conceptual framework, if you can call it that.

28.10.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Specs Ops guys got to have beards in Afghanistan because they had to talk to village elders in remote provinces and it apparently made the process easier adhering to that social norm.

He did not graduate from ranger school.

28.10.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Oscar Isaac in visible pain being forced against his will to say awful lines like "Somehow Palpatine Returned" in Star Wars

Oscar Isaac in visible pain being forced against his will to say awful lines like "Somehow Palpatine Returned" in Star Wars

Somehow Iraqi Dinar Scammers Have Returned

28.10.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œTo understand the Modern Church you need a Doctorate of Divinity and Latinโ€œ - Wack, False, Busted

โ€œTo Understand the Modern Church you need to understand The Red Line and Ozzie Guillรฉnโ€œ - Factual, Enlightened, True

28.10.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œTo understand the Modern Church you need a Doctorate of Divinity and Latinโ€œ - Wack, False, Busted

โ€œTo Understand the Modern Church you need to understand The Red Line and Ozzie Guillรฉnโ€œ - Factual, Enlightened, True

28.10.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly if DePaul doesโ€™t leap at the chance to become the only way to understand the current Catholic Church through the lens of Chicago Wards and Neighborhoods thatโ€™s on them.

28.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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