Roxxie Monoxide

A phone case that looks like a melting clock from Salvador Dali’s The Persistence of Memory

Check out my new awesome phone case!

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A grotesque headless cow that says "eat my fear"

NEW YORK (AP) - It seems David Lynch is too gruesome even for New York. The cow sculpture created by the director for a public art show is being returned to California without going on display, The New York Times reported Thursday. Lynch, known for the eerie 1990s television drama ``Twin Peaks,'' chopped off his cow's head and stuck forks and knives into its back. He also covered parts of the cow with a reddish, blood-like substance. ``I thought it was Charles Manson,'' city Parks Commissioner Henry J. Stern told the Times. ``I don't know whether it's shock art or schlock art. David Lynch should stick to his day job, making movies.'' CowParade NYC 2000 features several hundred fiberglass cows decorated by artists and schoolchildren and displayed on sidewalks around the city. Lynch said he was disappointed to be excluded. ``Don't you think when people tell you you're allowed to do whatever you want as long as it's not sexually X-rated that they should stand behind their word and show your cow?'' Lynch said. A cow by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, was rejected before the cow parade began in June and sued the city and organizers unsuccessfully.

One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

So sad about David Lynch

My electric bill gonna be as high as a damn hospital bill.

I used about $70 in electricity last week when the weather was all below freezing bullshit 😓

I personally just do not understand thong panties. Like why wear a thong when you could just wear no panties at all?

these instructions weren’t written by someone who speaks English and a translation program was used. It has lots of typos and funny phrasings.

Lmao the instructions for this vibrator are hilarious

Found a smoke shop that also sells sex toys 👀

Why did I think hummus had more protein than it does?

Gotta start trying to use this more often

Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media

Photo of a handsome shorthaired tabby cat in a dark set with blurry golden lights in the background.

I took some more photos of poor Pepper today. He is so sweet and loving and gentle but nobody has wanted to adopt him just because he looks a little bit scrungly. 😢 Please share with anyone you know in northern Vermont who might be interested! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

A photograph of a plant called Heavenly Bamboo. It has berries on it, the photo is a closeup of the berries. The berries are small, red and round. The green of the bamboo fills the background.

I took this photo on a recent walk.

an image from the television show king of the hill showing three men carrying a casket and one man only pretending to help carry the casket

me if i’m ever asked to help carry a casket

it’s funny when someone who criticizes and dogs on me all the time acts upset when i say self deprecating things like they don’t like hearing it. like bitch i’m agreeing with you!!

wish more of the people i followed elsewhere were here

Without thinking, retweet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head

a photo of the novel, The House Across the Lake by Riley Sager

i wish i could read this book for the first time again

a cocktail bar themed as an underwater mermaid hangout

this is where i post from

should i get chat gpt to recommend some new books for me to read or should i just re-read some books that i already know i like?

my bother’s wedding was lovely and i couldn’t be happier for him.

can’t believe my brother played the bad touch by the bloodhound gang at his damn wedding reception

congratulations to my brother and his lovely new wife 🩷

my lock screen on my phone showing i currently under a tornado watch

tornado watch?? on this, the day of my brother’s wedding??

thank you! i will tell him

my brother is getting married today