I like it but isn't the opposite of a show like... history? Or- okay this is hard
I'd love if they went the Jonathan Creek route and everything was just a wild stage magic stunt.
[finally logging into social media after a busy week] Hegseth? What kind of stupid fucking name is ohhhhhhhhh
Asking young people to follow your cringe, straight-laced adult rules on the internet usually works out just fine
No way would a 2025 guest be as polite as to listen to the interviewer for as long as this. How I long for such naivety.
It's so nice that whenever I'm not entirely at rock bottom, I can come on here and get a nice big load of depress-u-up
Imagine if it was exactly as we all expected. You don't even have to imagine that much.
In my belief system, their unfortunate atoms will occupy the same earth as all of ours. No special category either way. I would prefer they got the downgrade option though.
ohhhh
Took me way too long to figure that's not a fourth cat on the right
That's my solemate
Solidly good on you. I live in a fairly quiet, safe town and I don't think I'd wander about at 11pm for shits and giggles!
Not to worry, one of the apps will pluck it out for a slideshow entirely unrelated to the other images in about 5 years
Oh go on then
Tell me you've thought about this the regular normal amount without telling me
Hang on there's the up to 3 seconds you might not know
I would love this but folk just won't, will they?
My insurance goes up naturally as well. They tried to double it in 2023 based on nothing, just sheer balls to see if I was lazy enough to let it roll over. You have to shop around or they'll do this, and it's nothing to do with some rich fuck in the area making a claim. They're just all scammers.
Yes, he's using the same tactic he used to not say what we wanted to hear him say on Brexit, to not say what some terminally online folk think would make a fun tweet for like 8 minutes.
Exactly this. Starmer has never been clear on anything you want him to be clear on, that's his entire game plan for navigating any thorny issue. Why would he now come out and take a public dookie by actively attacking Trump? Sidestep, it's what he does but actually works here.
Something tells me this age doesn't come with checking there's paper before fully committing either
What were you gonna do, miss the sweet new Tom Green episode? He might lick a guy directly in the penis hole this week!
*a 911
Do you not know what functionally in italics means
Just walk outside in regular socks for 3 minutes, follow me for more tips
So honoured to be awake for this banger of a beet
That would keep their seats nice and warm, but what else is it gonna do?
Not cheaper with the tariffs though. See? Masterful gambit (rest of message unintelligible due to penis in mouth)
But only really now that he's found out that six Massachusetts residents, including two teenagers, have died.
He's not himself until he's had his son
