SatyrGaymer

A screen shot from the Guardian which reads - and I am so serious - "Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein's sordid men's club."

🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.

Happy February! We are now T-18 days until Jenga's next TPLO surgery on her right knee. You know what that means!!!

MORE SHAMELESS SHARING OF HER GOFUNDME WHEEEEE 🎉

gofund.me/981b5413b

#gofundme #gfm #vetbills #helpsky #mutualaid #uglydogs #huskiesofbsky #dogsofbsky #kneesarestupid

Man at standing desk with a flesh light attached.

me logging on to bluesky

A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY

Now: We need a cleansing fire

I must not fuck myself. Fucking myself is the myself fucker

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

this almost killed me

Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

Sign reading EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT HANG THEM ALL

the mood is not subtle

Uninstalled TikTok, where’s the short form brain rot gonna come from now??

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

i love my country of minneapolis 🫡

Desperate to make a world good enough that politics stops being everyone’s personality

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

Logging onto this app is like logging into a parallel universe, the universe where everyone reads the news

“Take the shirt off”

WHO SAID THAT

thespermqueen is a trans coded username

i got the same fkn thing last night :/ i had to mark uninterested after reporting "actual nazi shit"

Sign at the Weiners Circle: "F k T mp we can redact too."

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

Love u miss u ❤️❤️❤️

Ding! Officially 30.