Matt

He's large and dumb, my favourite :(

"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse

you didn't do shit

This is hypothetically good news, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads

you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer

You CAN'T just jetpack cat away from all your problems!!

>wake up
>check phone
>another corporation has decided to destroy its reputation and continue to destroy the open internet
>put phone down
>go back to sleep

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

They sang “American Idiot”

as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

ANNOYED GYNOID ... @annoyedgynoid.bsky.... 23h "just don't use Al" is a luxury position. when people moralize choices made under scarcity, they're pretending the menu is the same for everyone. it fucking isn't.

we’re not doing this under Woke 2 sorry not sorry

Ace, the Seventh Doctor and Bernice Summerfield. The TARDIS is below them. Art by Scott Gray.

Ace, the Doctor and Bernice Summerfield.
#DoctorWho

The war on work from home is in large part a war on women having a career btw

open gay couples be like “look who’s in town!”

Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.

she really said

oh he did another! 🚫🧊

#art

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Gonna need someone pretty fucking awful to kick the bucket to balance this one out.

gender selection in tomadachi life: male, female, nonbinary

youtube chat going nuts WERE SO BACK ITS WOKEE LETS GOO NINTENDOS WOKE YES GAMERS WON WOKE ITS WOKE LETS GOOOO WOKE IS BACK!!

Tomodachi Life stream going great so far

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.

"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption

Kristi, baby, they’re going to put you down like a dog! You’re already on the way to the gravel quarry, Kristi! You’ve gotta bite someone on the way out! You’ve gotta make them pay!

before you take any of the "Trump is pivoting/lamenting/lowering the temperature after the Pretti murder" stories too seriously, absolutely nothing has changed in Minneapolis: "an absolutely brutal day of raids and abductions" says one friend

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.