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Alex Morris

@asjmorris.bsky.social

Words and pictures and music. Words: framleyexaminer.com Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk &: http://grampianhorn.com Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop

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Quentin falls asleep to Testcard
if you want to buy a Quentinized Bubbles I have them on Ebay.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/38964066...

18.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Andrew MBW in the backseat of the car of that famous old black and white ghost car photo.

Andrew MBW in the backseat of the car of that famous old black and white ghost car photo.

19.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 8
19.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all PDF based, so nice and zoomable and that.

16.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"If you can wait until he's come down, you could have the one that Alex Honnold is attempting a free climb on?"

06.02.2026 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHow about this one that’s been basking in the glow of the β€˜Grow-O-Matic’ laser in the corner of the distribution centre?”

06.02.2026 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Enormous Leek propped up against, or supporting, a wall in the kitchen. Mug provided, as ever, for scale.

The Enormous Leek propped up against, or supporting, a wall in the kitchen. Mug provided, as ever, for scale.

Me: β€œJust the one leek this week, please.”
Tesco: β€œWill this one that was blocking the entrance to the tent at the county show do?”

06.02.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
SEARCH FULL EPSTEIN LIBRARY
Sorry no results found for Tharg The Mighty

SEARCH FULL EPSTEIN LIBRARY Sorry no results found for Tharg The Mighty

Phew. That’s a relief.

05.02.2026 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow from A Mighty Wind
YouTube video by JaMora A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow from A Mighty Wind

RIP Catherine O’Hara.

youtu.be/3eflj2EWZzg?...

30.01.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Mac desktop photo preview showing a close up of Miffy (with a spiffy oh-so-high mouth) with the OS X Calendar and Weather mini widgets forming two square ears above.

Mac desktop photo preview showing a close up of Miffy (with a spiffy oh-so-high mouth) with the OS X Calendar and Weather mini widgets forming two square ears above.

Nice accidental composition of Miffy and information-laden ears on my desktop today.

28.01.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe we lived in the same house for so long and you managed to avoid watching it. It’s good fun, innit?

17.01.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Captain Snort from Camberwick Green.

Captain Snort from Camberwick Green.

15.01.2026 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β™ͺ "Knees up Father Brown,
Knees up Father Brown,
Under the reverend you must go,
D - Ni - D - Ni - D - Nimmo..." β™«

(This morning’s earworm.)

14.01.2026 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do Am*z*n still sell those product-branded WiFi enabled buttons that reorder a single product from their shop when you press them? "Quick, press the F*iry Liquid button under the sink, we're running low..."

09.01.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if a large percentage of the sale price will go back into funding good causes in the local community since the property benefitted from a Β£4m lottery grant for its renovation back in 2013…

04.01.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
La famille Morris in a bauble.

La famille Morris in a bauble.

Merrymas!

24.12.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bing Crosby in a Santa hat.

Bing Crosby in a Santa hat.

β™ͺ "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Toys in every store,
But the prickliest thing you'll feel is the holly you've concealed,
Up your ol' back door." β™«

16.12.2024 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW QTV- Knicker Knock Box Tonight at 7'0clock! Tune in!

23.12.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A copy of the Incredible String Band album, Wee Tam and the Big Huge, sitting on a record player.

A copy of the Incredible String Band album, Wee Tam and the Big Huge, sitting on a record player.

First up and wafting the sounds of the Incredible String Band around the kitchen in the manner of Jerry wafting the take-away curry smell around the house when Margo’s out.

23.12.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TOND is here, and it’s put the Broken Vell podcast channel back in the top ten!

Thanks to everyone who supports us on patreon.com/brokenveil and everyone who’s listened… especially if they’ve told a friend.

It’s like The Ring. Right? You have to pass it on.

19.12.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8
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Coming to the Broken Veil channel.

Tond: a ghost story for Christmas.

patreon.com/brokenveil

And wherever you get your podcasts.

#BrokenVeil

15.12.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
My Dear Reader,

It has been brought to my attention that after a brief sojourn in first page of the β€˜Top 100 Books’ listing of a popular internet purchasing site, The Wrestler’s Neck, this year’s offering from Viz Comic, has fallen into the backwaters of the second page where it currently resides at position number 53.

Those of you who have not yet purchased a copy of the book must bear responsibility for this demotion. If you count yourself in this number, let me say that I am not angry with you. I am merely disappointed.

I remain, yours etc,

Hampton Doubleday OBE, Viz Comic editor

My Dear Reader, It has been brought to my attention that after a brief sojourn in first page of the β€˜Top 100 Books’ listing of a popular internet purchasing site, The Wrestler’s Neck, this year’s offering from Viz Comic, has fallen into the backwaters of the second page where it currently resides at position number 53. Those of you who have not yet purchased a copy of the book must bear responsibility for this demotion. If you count yourself in this number, let me say that I am not angry with you. I am merely disappointed. I remain, yours etc, Hampton Doubleday OBE, Viz Comic editor

amzn.eu/d/dM2xFKD

14.12.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I miss those old 1970s advent calendars with pictures of chocolates behind the windows.

14.12.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An undecorated Chrimbo tree dropping needles next to a record player.

An undecorated Chrimbo tree dropping needles next to a record player.

Needle drop.

12.12.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI β€œbrains”.

09.12.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1729    πŸ” 605    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 238
A TV guide displaying the programme Jamie’s One Pan Christmas.

A TV guide displaying the programme Jamie’s One Pan Christmas.

Impressed that Jamie only needs one visit to the throne room during the festive period.

09.12.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Exactly!

07.12.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two Facebook stories sat next to each other but looking, confusingly, as one, the left hand story showing with two photos of My Fair Lady depicting Marni Nixon’s vocal against Audrey Hepburn’s vocal, and the other to the right showing two stills from Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy weighs up the golden idol with a sand bag.

Two Facebook stories sat next to each other but looking, confusingly, as one, the left hand story showing with two photos of My Fair Lady depicting Marni Nixon’s vocal against Audrey Hepburn’s vocal, and the other to the right showing two stills from Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy weighs up the golden idol with a sand bag.

Been sitting here trying to work this meme out before realising it’s just two Facebook reels sat next to each other in my feed.

07.12.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Third body found..."

19.11.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1957: The SPAGHETTI HARVEST | Panorama | Classic BBC clips | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive 1957: The SPAGHETTI HARVEST | Panorama | Classic BBC clips | BBC Archive

Apparently they’re sitting on some incendiary historical evidence about Panorama reporting fake news back in 1957.
youtu.be/8scpGwbvxvI?...

16.11.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0