Alex Morris

Alex Morris

@asjmorris.bsky.social

Words and pictures and music. Words: framleyexaminer.com Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk &: http://grampianhorn.com Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop

1,899 Followers 195 Following 716 Posts Joined Nov 2023
3 weeks ago
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Quentin falls asleep to Testcard
if you want to buy a Quentinized Bubbles I have them on Ebay.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/38964066...

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2 weeks ago
Andrew MBW in the backseat of the car of that famous old black and white ghost car photo.
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2 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

It's all PDF based, so nice and zoomable and that.

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1 month ago

"If you can wait until he's come down, you could have the one that Alex Honnold is attempting a free climb on?"

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1 month ago

“How about this one that’s been basking in the glow of the ‘Grow-O-Matic’ laser in the corner of the distribution centre?”

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1 month ago
The Enormous Leek propped up against, or supporting, a wall in the kitchen. Mug provided, as ever, for scale.

Me: “Just the one leek this week, please.”
Tesco: “Will this one that was blocking the entrance to the tent at the county show do?”

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1 month ago
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Phew. That’s a relief.

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1 month ago
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A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow from A Mighty Wind YouTube video by JaMora

RIP Catherine O’Hara.

youtu.be/3eflj2EWZzg?...

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1 month ago
Mac desktop photo preview showing a close up of Miffy (with a spiffy oh-so-high mouth) with the OS X Calendar and Weather mini widgets forming two square ears above.

Nice accidental composition of Miffy and information-laden ears on my desktop today.

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1 month ago

I can’t believe we lived in the same house for so long and you managed to avoid watching it. It’s good fun, innit?

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1 month ago
Captain Snort from Camberwick Green.
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1 month ago

♪ "Knees up Father Brown,
Knees up Father Brown,
Under the reverend you must go,
D - Ni - D - Ni - D - Nimmo..." ♫

(This morning’s earworm.)

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2 months ago

Do Am*z*n still sell those product-branded WiFi enabled buttons that reorder a single product from their shop when you press them? "Quick, press the F*iry Liquid button under the sink, we're running low..."

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2 months ago

I wonder if a large percentage of the sale price will go back into funding good causes in the local community since the property benefitted from a £4m lottery grant for its renovation back in 2013…

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2 months ago
La famille Morris in a bauble.

Merrymas!

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1 year ago
Bing Crosby in a Santa hat.

♪ "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Toys in every store,
But the prickliest thing you'll feel is the holly you've concealed,
Up your ol' back door." ♫

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2 months ago
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NEW QTV- Knicker Knock Box Tonight at 7'0clock! Tune in!

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2 months ago
A copy of the Incredible String Band album, Wee Tam and the Big Huge, sitting on a record player.

First up and wafting the sounds of the Incredible String Band around the kitchen in the manner of Jerry wafting the take-away curry smell around the house when Margo’s out.

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2 months ago
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TOND is here, and it’s put the Broken Vell podcast channel back in the top ten!

Thanks to everyone who supports us on patreon.com/brokenveil and everyone who’s listened… especially if they’ve told a friend.

It’s like The Ring. Right? You have to pass it on.

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2 months ago
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Coming to the Broken Veil channel.

Tond: a ghost story for Christmas.

patreon.com/brokenveil

And wherever you get your podcasts.

#BrokenVeil

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2 months ago
My Dear Reader,

It has been brought to my attention that after a brief sojourn in first page of the ‘Top 100 Books’ listing of a popular internet purchasing site, The Wrestler’s Neck, this year’s offering from Viz Comic, has fallen into the backwaters of the second page where it currently resides at position number 53.

Those of you who have not yet purchased a copy of the book must bear responsibility for this demotion. If you count yourself in this number, let me say that I am not angry with you. I am merely disappointed.

I remain, yours etc,

Hampton Doubleday OBE, Viz Comic editor

amzn.eu/d/dM2xFKD

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2 months ago

I miss those old 1970s advent calendars with pictures of chocolates behind the windows.

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2 months ago
An undecorated Chrimbo tree dropping needles next to a record player.

Needle drop.

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3 months ago
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.

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3 months ago
A TV guide displaying the programme Jamie’s One Pan Christmas.

Impressed that Jamie only needs one visit to the throne room during the festive period.

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3 months ago

Exactly!

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3 months ago
Two Facebook stories sat next to each other but looking, confusingly, as one, the left hand story showing with two photos of My Fair Lady depicting Marni Nixon’s vocal against Audrey Hepburn’s vocal, and the other to the right showing two stills from Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy weighs up the golden idol with a sand bag.

Been sitting here trying to work this meme out before realising it’s just two Facebook reels sat next to each other in my feed.

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3 months ago

"Third body found..."

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3 months ago
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1957: The SPAGHETTI HARVEST | Panorama | Classic BBC clips | BBC Archive YouTube video by BBC Archive

Apparently they’re sitting on some incendiary historical evidence about Panorama reporting fake news back in 1957.
youtu.be/8scpGwbvxvI?...

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