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Alex Morris

@asjmorris.bsky.social

Words and pictures and music. Words: framleyexaminer.com Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk &: http://grampianhorn.com Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop

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"Third body found..."

19.11.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1957: The SPAGHETTI HARVEST | Panorama | Classic BBC clips | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive 1957: The SPAGHETTI HARVEST | Panorama | Classic BBC clips | BBC Archive

Apparently they’re sitting on some incendiary historical evidence about Panorama reporting fake news back in 1957.
youtu.be/8scpGwbvxvI?...

16.11.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha!

07.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Polystyrene Tiles Public Information Film PIF 1970 CLIP
YouTube video by Retro Pixels Polystyrene Tiles Public Information Film PIF 1970 CLIP

*niche post alert*
How many times have I seen this 1970s Public Information Film about polystyrene tile fires and not spotted the glaringly obvious 'Mr and Mrs Arnold Finney'/Arnolfini gag? Durr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eyd...

07.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Textbook.

06.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of the gaudy gold excrescences attached to the door of the White House Oval Office, with the sign reading 'The Oval Office' evidently printed out on sheets of A4 stuck up with Blutak. And we've added another one reading 'No Gurlz'.

Picture of the gaudy gold excrescences attached to the door of the White House Oval Office, with the sign reading 'The Oval Office' evidently printed out on sheets of A4 stuck up with Blutak. And we've added another one reading 'No Gurlz'.

06.11.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 573    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

True. I may not have thought this through fully.

02.11.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’d be good if they kept stripping names and stuff away until he had no name at all. Nothing. And him ending up with a completely smooth face like the fella out of the old photographs in Sapphire and Steel.

02.11.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Back to the Edge: The inside story, with rare RT photos, of one of the greatest TV dramas of them all Actor Ian McNeice digs deep into Edge of Darkness – 40 years old but still hailed by critics and viewers as a masterpiece – and Radio Times celebrates by mining its picture archive.

Back to the brink... @radiotimes.bsky.social digs deep into the TV masterpiece that is Edge of Darkness, on its 40th anniversary, with rare photos and a special interview with actor Ian McNeice... www.radiotimes.com/tv/drama/edg...

28.10.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7
Paul Williams (left) and Toby Jones (right) looking only marginally unalike.

Paul Williams (left) and Toby Jones (right) looking only marginally unalike.

Just adding my name to the list of people who might want to see a biopic about singer/songwriter Paul Williams starring Toby Jones.

31.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Victorian drawing of a blindfolded man with long black hair and a tight suit with red boots prancing around a stage littered by eggs.

Victorian drawing of a blindfolded man with long black hair and a tight suit with red boots prancing around a stage littered by eggs.

Baron Nathan, the celebrity dance teacher of the 1850s who danced the hornpipe blindfolded, surrounded by eggs. There's something SO malevolent about this image. It's powerfully frightening.

27.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 13

Quite like to see a team on Bargain Hunt blow their entire Β£300 budget, including big spend on three records from the antique shop's vinyl crates.

24.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The app Preview on Mac OS Tahoe showing a PDF spread where the corners of each page have been rounded so you are unable to view the entire content.

The app Preview on Mac OS Tahoe showing a PDF spread where the corners of each page have been rounded so you are unable to view the entire content.

Argh! Mac OS Tahoe's push to round every corner that you see on screen includes the corners of PDF pages INSIDE its Preview app. And you can't turn the feature off. I know the document won't print with these little nibbles taken out of the edges, but still. Bit rubbish, innit? Back to Acrobat...

20.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Fonz, with a thumb for a head and two heads where his thumbs should be.

The Fonz, with a thumb for a head and two heads where his thumbs should be.

Morning!

13.10.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Norma!

09.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cast of TV sitcom Cheers, Cliff, Coach, Carla, Sam, Diane and Norm, but they're all been quickly faceswapped with Cher's face. The title above reads 'Chers'.

The cast of TV sitcom Cheers, Cliff, Coach, Carla, Sam, Diane and Norm, but they're all been quickly faceswapped with Cher's face. The title above reads 'Chers'.

Experiment successful.

09.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 10

"They perfuck you up, your mum and dad."
Pop Larkin

01.05.2024 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Old man yells at iCloud.

03.10.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDidn’t like some of the numbers in that spreadsheet you’ve been opening so much this year and changed them for you. Not going to say which ones.”

03.10.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Calendars are so BORING! You’re now going to the hygienist EVERY DAY next month! Hooray!

03.10.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The post install screen for Mac OS Tahoe showing the new summarise notifications feature. At the bottom a disclaimer reads β€œThis is a beta feature. Summaries may contain errors”

The post install screen for Mac OS Tahoe showing the new summarise notifications feature. At the bottom a disclaimer reads β€œThis is a beta feature. Summaries may contain errors”

A close up on the phrase β€œSummaries may contain errors”

A close up on the phrase β€œSummaries may contain errors”

Just installed OS Tahoe.
β€œOh hai, AI.”

03.10.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Fab news! Well done/deserved x

03.10.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely stuff.

02.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Candidate’s empty artist page on Spotify.

Candidate’s empty artist page on Spotify.

We’ve sold out on Spotify! They’ll have to order some more stock.

01.10.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A fallen log, looking a little bit like a baby dragon.

A fallen log, looking a little bit like a baby dragon.

Great log dragon o’ the wood.

28.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A page from a collection of John Keats’s poems with the playground rhyme β€˜Harty Farty’ photoshopped at the top of it.
Omnes: β€œHarty Farty had a party
All the farts were there -
Tutti Fruity did a beauty
And they all went out for air.”

A page from a collection of John Keats’s poems with the playground rhyme β€˜Harty Farty’ photoshopped at the top of it. Omnes: β€œHarty Farty had a party All the farts were there - Tutti Fruity did a beauty And they all went out for air.”

One of Keats’s finest.

07.09.2024 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œOur AI data centre will create 250 jobs until it works out a way to make 200 of them redundant.”

19.09.2025 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The creation of 250 jobs doesn’t seem like a huge gift back to the community that’s going to be housing this boiling behemoth.

19.09.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m surprised that Musk hasn’t built a huge AI server farm here already, solely dedicated to help him defeat level 183b of Path of Exile 7.

19.09.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A map of north east London showing the huge William Girling and King George’s reservoirs in close proximity to Loughton.

A map of north east London showing the huge William Girling and King George’s reservoirs in close proximity to Loughton.

I mean if you going to put a pin in a map for where to flatten land and build a boiling hot server farm.

19.09.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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