@aphenomena.bsky.social
19 she/her I'm phen :) ❤️💙
Peak incoming
14.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Peak incoming
14.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dream out loud, that shit can be DANGEROUS
09.10.2025 10:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They call me...
No they don't.
I don't get called.
I get summoned
👋✨
#miku #daftpunk
"Sir, listen to this, I think crap is about to go down!"
"This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!"
*Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind*
"Sir, please, you can't do this!"
The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."
What if his neck just did that
10.09.2025 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@dazapow.bsky.social what's 9 + 10
31.08.2025 01:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Bramble Blast"
24.08.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0one of my cats will periodically stink up the house with the nastiest cat shit ever every month or so, talk about period shits amirite ladies
20.08.2025 06:08 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0boobs are awesome!
20.08.2025 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when your nervous system falls apart randomly and you kinda just gotta reassemble it
08.08.2025 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can be if you'd like
04.08.2025 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nature valley cooking up the messiest fucking granola bar possibly conceivable
03.08.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@aphenomena.bsky.social These were actually so upsetting
30.07.2025 03:15 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0they should add a grok equivalent to bluesky but instead of doing anything important it just responds to posts with pictures of oiled up dudes... that'd be pretty cool...
29.07.2025 13:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they call me a beach ball the way I'm tossed around
29.07.2025 12:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fantastic Four Skins??? Yes please!!!
29.07.2025 12:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Preach girl
26.07.2025 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know what these means but I like the silly cat in the corner
25.07.2025 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0men
23.07.2025 16:02 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0so true
23.07.2025 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YOU STOLE MY JOKE I WAS ABOUT TO DO IT
23.07.2025 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sometimes I forget I'm like a full adult who can legally drink and not a 16 year old
21.07.2025 17:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So true bestie
16.07.2025 23:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm so shit at rhythm games.... time to lock in
16.07.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is this peak...
16.07.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You've upset him
11.07.2025 12:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HI @elisquared.bsky.social IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
11.07.2025 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whomstveever created the Costco food court needs their weiner sucked immediately!!! (Not by me though one of yall can do that I'm takennn sorries <33)
05.07.2025 04:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
