they speak only the truth and nothing but the truth
Baylie is up Italian posting
We didn't...
alice #art
phenomenon....
Now it depends, is it a cup of water or a glass of water
Peak incoming
Peak incoming
I dream out loud, that shit can be DANGEROUS
They call me...
No they don't.
I don't get called.
I get summoned
👋✨
#miku #daftpunk
"Sir, listen to this, I think crap is about to go down!"
"This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!"
*Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind*
"Sir, please, you can't do this!"
The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."
What if his neck just did that
@dazapow.bsky.social what's 9 + 10
"Bramble Blast"
one of my cats will periodically stink up the house with the nastiest cat shit ever every month or so, talk about period shits amirite ladies
boobs are awesome!
when your nervous system falls apart randomly and you kinda just gotta reassemble it
I can be if you'd like
Nature valley cooking up the messiest fucking granola bar possibly conceivable
@aphenomena.bsky.social These were actually so upsetting
they should add a grok equivalent to bluesky but instead of doing anything important it just responds to posts with pictures of oiled up dudes... that'd be pretty cool...
they call me a beach ball the way I'm tossed around
Fantastic Four Skins??? Yes please!!!
Preach girl
I don't know what these means but I like the silly cat in the corner
men
so true
YOU STOLE MY JOKE I WAS ABOUT TO DO IT
