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Liz Sage

@elizlipp.bsky.social

It took a severance to ditch all the dead weight. β™ΎοΈπŸ’ @geneticdread.bsky.social

3,176 Followers  |  623 Following  |  1,517 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023
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I've been alive since 1984 and I cannot remember a time where we weren't violently attacking someone else in the name of war.

That's the essence of being an American, I guess.

Never forget.

28.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching this makes me want a Michelob Ultra and a cigarette real bad.

17.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

13.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17720    πŸ” 3226    πŸ’¬ 611    πŸ“Œ 132

A friend of mine in Israel said it's rampant there, too. Her baby had it. πŸ™

13.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Actβ€”a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @redistrictingaction.org and tell your member of Congress to vote no: act.redistrictingaction.org/a/natl-saveact-cte

11.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15740    πŸ” 7344    πŸ’¬ 449    πŸ“Œ 342

Why is it that when you're having a string of terrible days, the moment you start to feel slightly less miserable, your dog's toenail decides to start bleeding all over the place? I'm fine, she's fine, and she now may love cornstarch, but honestly, can I just have a break, please?

10.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mid-meltdown and I see this in the Walgreens drive thru. They actually had two identical ones.

I'm going back under my covers. Boo. Hiss.

10.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife: "Make the cat stop digging at the carpet!"

Me: *touches cat*

Also me: "She stopped but she bit me."

08.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
This message is for @cityofgreenbay and @discovergreenbay.
YouTube video by Monte Mader This message is for @cityofgreenbay and @discovergreenbay.

Hey Greenbay...πŸ‘€

If you're not gonna do it, step aside and let your constituents take care of the problems you refuse to acknowledge.

@greenbaypackers.bsky.social
Get your government!

youtube.com/shorts/4Wn8_...

07.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm also loving seeing Keith Edwards' Squidward looking ass getting roasted by #KHive all day today.

07.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They sure do and I'm not here for it.

07.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of it screams "privilege" from the siblings and Mr. Shachtman here.

07.02.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grace. Respect. Love.

07.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3524    πŸ” 701    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 41

"Punchy's my new baseline. Anyone even looks at me funny I'm taking them out."

07.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Given who is running ICE, I'm shocked all they did was kick the dog.

07.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keith Edwards getting read for filth by the #KHive is the highlight of my week.

06.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not the Calm app lol'ing in the comments. 😭

06.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, the women and kids aren't here for the shit anymore. We were Hillary's kids and you ignored us. Maybe you won't ignore Kamala's.

05.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Helpful hint: Blaming American Jews in New York City for the actions of the Israeli government is antisemitic.

And in general, blaming marginalized groups for their own persecution is some weird-ass white supremacist nonsense.

05.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard Epstein sent someone information referring them to a James Dobson article.

04.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We'll sit and scour these deviant files to find anyone's name we can but can't be bothered to read the playbook. And then wonder why names like James Dobson show up in the files. NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK.

04.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Pop music palate cleanser.

04.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this damn show so much.

04.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

-20⁰ is rough. πŸ₯Ά We have had real feel temps around 0⁰ I think but nothing that bad. I parallel park like a champ for some reason so I used the snow to my advantage. Only because my partner showed me how to really drive in the snow. 🀣

03.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dug myself out enough that my Jeep could do its thing if it needed to. My car battery was unhooked before it snowed. It'll sit until May if it has to. My neighbors are HEATHENS. 🀣

03.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly? Me and I even wore Snoopy socks today.

03.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital Nurses in Minneapolis doubted federal immigration officers' claims about a Mexican immigrant's severe injuries.

Law enforcement cannot be lawless.

Thousands of aggressive, untrained agents of the federal government continue to injure and terrorize Minnesotans. This must end.

apnews.com/article/immi...

02.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8340    πŸ” 2700    πŸ’¬ 505    πŸ“Œ 143

I have two vehicles. One that is an '03 that gave me issues so we bought a portable jumper immediately. Everyone just wants to grift someone man. 🀣

03.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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an animated image of elsa from frozen 2 says i am ready ALT: an animated image of elsa from frozen 2 says i am ready

Is it Xanax o'clock?

02.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Historical accuracy when involving an oppressor becomes irrelevant.

ie. Fuck off, Musk. You're a pedophile.

02.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0