Liz Sage

Liz Sage

@elizlipp.bsky.social

It took a severance to ditch all the dead weight. β™ΎοΈπŸ’ @geneticdread.bsky.social

3,176 Followers 623 Following 1,517 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 week ago
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I've been alive since 1984 and I cannot remember a time where we weren't violently attacking someone else in the name of war.

That's the essence of being an American, I guess.

Never forget.

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3 weeks ago
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Watching this makes me want a Michelob Ultra and a cigarette real bad.

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3 weeks ago
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

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3 weeks ago

A friend of mine in Israel said it's rampant there, too. Her baby had it. πŸ™

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1 month ago
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Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Actβ€”a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @redistrictingaction.org and tell your member of Congress to vote no: act.redistrictingaction.org/a/natl-saveact-cte

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1 month ago

Why is it that when you're having a string of terrible days, the moment you start to feel slightly less miserable, your dog's toenail decides to start bleeding all over the place? I'm fine, she's fine, and she now may love cornstarch, but honestly, can I just have a break, please?

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1 month ago
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Mid-meltdown and I see this in the Walgreens drive thru. They actually had two identical ones.

I'm going back under my covers. Boo. Hiss.

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1 month ago

My wife: "Make the cat stop digging at the carpet!"

Me: *touches cat*

Also me: "She stopped but she bit me."

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1 month ago
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This message is for @cityofgreenbay and @discovergreenbay. YouTube video by Monte Mader

Hey Greenbay...πŸ‘€

If you're not gonna do it, step aside and let your constituents take care of the problems you refuse to acknowledge.

@greenbaypackers.bsky.social
Get your government!

youtube.com/shorts/4Wn8_...

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1 month ago

I'm also loving seeing Keith Edwards' Squidward looking ass getting roasted by #KHive all day today.

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1 month ago

They sure do and I'm not here for it.

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1 month ago

All of it screams "privilege" from the siblings and Mr. Shachtman here.

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1 month ago
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Grace. Respect. Love.

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1 month ago

"Punchy's my new baseline. Anyone even looks at me funny I'm taking them out."

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1 month ago

Given who is running ICE, I'm shocked all they did was kick the dog.

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1 month ago

Keith Edwards getting read for filth by the #KHive is the highlight of my week.

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1 month ago
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Not the Calm app lol'ing in the comments. 😭

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1 month ago
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Yeah, the women and kids aren't here for the shit anymore. We were Hillary's kids and you ignored us. Maybe you won't ignore Kamala's.

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1 month ago

Helpful hint: Blaming American Jews in New York City for the actions of the Israeli government is antisemitic.

And in general, blaming marginalized groups for their own persecution is some weird-ass white supremacist nonsense.

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1 month ago

I heard Epstein sent someone information referring them to a James Dobson article.

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1 month ago

We'll sit and scour these deviant files to find anyone's name we can but can't be bothered to read the playbook. And then wonder why names like James Dobson show up in the files. NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK.

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Pop music palate cleanser.

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1 month ago

I love this damn show so much.

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1 month ago

-20⁰ is rough. πŸ₯Ά We have had real feel temps around 0⁰ I think but nothing that bad. I parallel park like a champ for some reason so I used the snow to my advantage. Only because my partner showed me how to really drive in the snow. 🀣

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1 month ago

I dug myself out enough that my Jeep could do its thing if it needed to. My car battery was unhooked before it snowed. It'll sit until May if it has to. My neighbors are HEATHENS. 🀣

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1 month ago

Honestly? Me and I even wore Snoopy socks today.

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1 month ago
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ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital Nurses in Minneapolis doubted federal immigration officers' claims about a Mexican immigrant's severe injuries.

Law enforcement cannot be lawless.

Thousands of aggressive, untrained agents of the federal government continue to injure and terrorize Minnesotans. This must end.

apnews.com/article/immi...

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1 month ago

I have two vehicles. One that is an '03 that gave me issues so we bought a portable jumper immediately. Everyone just wants to grift someone man. 🀣

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1 month ago
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an animated image of elsa from frozen 2 says i am ready ALT: an animated image of elsa from frozen 2 says i am ready

Is it Xanax o'clock?

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1 month ago
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Historical accuracy when involving an oppressor becomes irrelevant.

ie. Fuck off, Musk. You're a pedophile.

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