Wow, she’d be 5,537 years old. Or, as my mom would say…29.

Plt 1058.

For lack of anywhere to put this..."Space Karen" is HILARIOUS!

When you fart in church...don't raise your hand.

250 years old, and still walking without a limp! Semper Fi!

Semper Fi, Brother. (Parris Island, 1984)

You can take the boy out of Queens...

Nope.

Pictured is the first "ballroom" reconstruction.

Such a great question. It’s the quintessential rhetorical question. While the answer is important, whatever it is, it doesn’t matter nearly as much as the fact of the question.

Knock-knock

Who’s there?

I hate Donald Trump.

I hate Donald Trump who?

What? Nothing! I just hate Donald Trump.

Of all the banana peels and staircases in the world, couldn’t two come together in front of this jackass just once?

Donald Trump is tackier than a bedazzled buttplug.

He’s dreaming of grabbing big hairy Big Macs and GIANT Diet Cocks.

The Great Fatsby.

Even worse. I think he's terrified. Scared stiff. He would have died in Vietnam...just like that.

"The villain does get fucked with no vaseline..."

Anyone who looks lie this should never be in charge of anything...ever.

Don't rest on your laurels. Vote again!

Not only is it the largest exododus, it would be the only…

How does that incompetent dilettante live with himself?

I have farted longer…

a man in a suit sits in a chair with the words oklahoma oklahoma written below him ALT: a man in a suit sits in a chair with the words oklahoma oklahoma written below him

I know just the guy.

Be sure to get the seeds, er…EPSTEIN FILES out first.

Wow! I am overcome with guilt for laughing so hard at this.

This could be good. Maybe he and Malignancy will stand under it and point, like he did during the eclipse. We can work with this.

And when he holds his fist up, he looks like a…very soft music teacher.

Hegseth is the quintessential D.U.H. hire.

Hey Tom! Morning to you! 😎☕