Timcy

I bet Trevor Megill is available

Kash here looking like CC Sabathia during the throws of his alcoholism

You sound like you're in a glass bowl of emotion

Yeah, geez. Save some for the rest of us, guy

3 shows a week?

Oh yeah I'm not suggesting he's a GOOD depth option

David Hamilton?

New Year's is on a Friday the 13th

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

I mean, Bad Bunny kind of now has to give his Grammy to Liam whether he wants to or not

Drake Maye: "500!"

Maybe he was talking about the kid rock one

What's the biggest misconception re: Russia disinfo networks?

two zambonis rounding the corner on the speedskating oval

Such a slow sport, but I hope Canada gets a medal, we've got great drivers

Another year, another super bowl, another round of people not understanding that the halftime act is about getting people to watch the broadcast that wouldn't otherwise watch the broadcast.

jazz cigarette = marijuana cigarette
blues cigarette = tobacco cigarette (no filter)
rock cigarette = tobacco cigarette (w filter)
dubstep cigarette = nicotine vape
ambient cigarette = 2nd hand smoke
classical cigarette = snuff
kid rock cigarette = cigar + cialis
rap cigarette = lol nice try nope

It protected him from cuts and scratches

Yuniesky enters stage left

Kermit just staring at him completely motionless while he does Ace Ventura for 17 minutes

Not sure the kids watching the Muppet show would know who Harry Carey is

Was a fun juxtaposition when Giannis (worlds corniest athlete) played with Dame (deathly afraid of ever being seen doing something even remotely corny)

The corniness is nothing new. It was just far more endearing when he was younger and surrounded by other cornballs like the lopez brothers

Boss'll surely understand

I don't think the numbers are accurate in this, but the fact remains that if you take public investment advice from anyone in this guys orbit, then you must accept that you are a mark.

That's by the midterms. We're gonna gain it all back by the end of the year

Thanks Grant

I have this nightmare vision that if Giannis gets traded to Miami, first time in his life away from family, finds companionship in a rough crowd, maybe hanging out in a tattoo parlor while he rehabs his calf, and he turns into Basketball Josh Hamilton.

Brewers love to take a flier on a former 1st round pick

Giannis is conflicted.
On the one hand he wants to leave to chase a championship.
On the other hand, he doesn't want to admit that.