My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
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My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
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15.11.2025 04:29 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 01. 'Enemies to friends' involving douchebag/baddie from Act 1 (or better still, Movie 1)
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
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Oh man! So wild I couldnβt even have thunk it up
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17.11.2025 08:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Straight outta Jersey with the facts
15.11.2025 04:35 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Hey man having that sandwich ainβt nothing! Also I appreciate you!
15.11.2025 05:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah β€οΈβ€οΈππ»π€π»
15.11.2025 05:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah man thank you. This is so nice to read and in always appreciate you. Same flaws are ok! π
15.11.2025 05:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know it baby!
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15.11.2025 04:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just when you lost hope all of a sudden the release of the Pee Tape feels closer than ever! Life happens fast.
15.11.2025 04:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like heβs about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise heβs on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
16.10.2025 21:08 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 2 π 3βTell your children who the cowards were.β
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
31.10.2025 19:42 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1This!
08.11.2025 21:15 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend youβre not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
08.11.2025 15:47 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1I got a short film Iβm trying to make. Iβve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Letβs make stuff forever!
07.11.2025 16:38 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Happy National nacho day!
06.11.2025 17:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They coming in the mail daddy
05.11.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Checks from George Soros? You guys are wild, set up the direct deposit.
05.11.2025 14:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.
04.11.2025 16:29 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0She just wanted to walk and every moment filming was a moment she wasnβt walking.
04.11.2025 16:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Guy doing one of those performative βoh I wish a liberal would come attack me!β Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
04.11.2025 15:27 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 104.11.2025 14:31 β π 4772 π 1243 π¬ 115 π 234
I guess hell needed a bad quail hunter
04.11.2025 14:37 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jesus!
02.11.2025 19:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Brian!"
01.11.2025 18:55 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I mean come on Bri!
01.11.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
31.10.2025 19:42 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1