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Chris Calogero

@realchriscal.bsky.social

Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.

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My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:

1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!

17.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 16

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

15.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. 'Enemies to friends' involving douchebag/baddie from Act 1 (or better still, Movie 1)
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
bsky.app/profile/real...

17.11.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man! So wild I couldn’t even have thunk it up

17.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‘ŠπŸ»

17.11.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight outta Jersey with the facts

15.11.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey man having that sandwich ain’t nothing! Also I appreciate you!

15.11.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ€ŒπŸ»

15.11.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah man thank you. This is so nice to read and in always appreciate you. Same flaws are ok! 😎

15.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know it baby!

15.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ‘ŠπŸ»

15.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just when you lost hope all of a sudden the release of the Pee Tape feels closer than ever! Life happens fast.

15.11.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!

16.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

β€œTell your children who the cowards were.”

- Ta-Nehisi Coates

10.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3450    πŸ” 1194    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 44
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CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns

31.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This!

08.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.

08.11.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!

07.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy National nacho day!

06.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They coming in the mail daddy

05.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checks from George Soros? You guys are wild, set up the direct deposit.

05.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.

04.11.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She just wanted to walk and every moment filming was a moment she wasn’t walking.

04.11.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guy doing one of those performative β€œoh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?

04.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

04.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4772    πŸ” 1243    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 234

I guess hell needed a bad quail hunter

04.11.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus!

02.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Brian!"

01.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean come on Bri!

01.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns

31.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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