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Chris Calogero

@realchriscal.bsky.social

Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.

1,071 Followers  |  294 Following  |  814 Posts  |  Joined: 26.05.2023
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Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.

04.03.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2144    πŸ” 1106    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 10
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Come be part of my Kickstarter and I’ll make you a custom video just like this one for supporters Simone and Bingo!

03.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gimme a Call A Short Film

Link!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

03.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I’m serious about making my short film. One of the rewards on my Kickstarter page is called β€œBing Bong” you can donate to support my movie, β€œGimme a Call” and then I’ll chug an adult beverage of your choice using this marvel of scientific invention, with video receipts posted.

I’m serious about making my short film. One of the rewards on my Kickstarter page is called β€œBing Bong” you can donate to support my movie, β€œGimme a Call” and then I’ll chug an adult beverage of your choice using this marvel of scientific invention, with video receipts posted.

I’m serious about making my short film. One of the rewards on my Kickstarter page is called β€œBing Bong” you can donate to support my movie, β€œGimme a Call” and then I’ll chug an adult beverage of your choice using this marvel of scientific invention, with video receipts posted.

03.03.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Gimme a Call A Short Film

Link

www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

03.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come be part of my Kickstarter and I’ll make you a custom video just like this one for supporters Simone and Bingo!

03.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pumped to say the Kickstarter for my short film, "Gimme a Call" is now just over a quarter of the way funded. I wanted to give a little insight into what inspired me to write this thing.

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you my friend!!

01.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Gimme a Call A Short Film

www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't overstate how appreciative I’d be of your help in making this dream project a reality. Writing and performing is all I've ever wanted to do with my life, and the fact that a community of cool people can help make this happen is special. Support "Gimme a Call" at the Kickstarter link below!

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Synopsis:
Chester, a loveable but bumbling criminal, is in trouble with his shady associates and desperate for a way out. When the chickens come home to roost, there's not much Chester can do aside from ask for one last phone call. What do you talk about when you know it's your last night alive?

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

because he knows he won't be coming back home after he leaves, his time is done, and he must reap what he has sown. It's such a beautiful, tragic moment of fatal self-awareness, and I always loved it. I’ve out the official synopsis of my script below this post

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was something about it that sat in my head for a long time until I finally did something about it.
Another bit of inspiration was a scene that has stuck with me for a long time, it's the moment in "Donnie Brasco" where Al Pacino quietly puts away all his valuables and money in a drawer

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First seed of inspiration came from the Catch 22 song "Keasbey Nights" there's a line in there that goes "When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk with a gun in my hand wearing a bulletproof vest singing my my my how the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night"

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pumped to say the Kickstarter for my short film, "Gimme a Call" is now just over a quarter of the way funded. I wanted to give a little insight into what inspired me to write this thing.

28.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Multi layered, thoughtful, reported piece that gets into demographic, disparities in crowdfunding campaigns, as well as the public misconception that every famous person is rolling in money.

27.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tech bro trying to sell you on AI and data centers

23.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

The extremely wealthy telling the common peasants to be happy with scraps feels like something that has been tried before in history. Wonder how it worked out...

27.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s not even that tasty bro

25.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are now nearly a quarter of the way to our goal! Join the fun!

24.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are now nearly a quarter of the way to our goal! Join the fun!

24.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I wish I had this in there!!

23.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah you are too kind!! This is so awesome to read

23.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chris never misses

23.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah thank you my friend!

23.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tech bro trying to sell you on AI and data centers

23.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Leave it to motherfucking New Jersey to get the goddamn gold baby!!! Jack Hughes for the fucking win.

22.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some posting this we are now 14% of the way there baby!

21.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should make a deal that for every data center that gets built we are allowed to toss one billionaire into a volcano and redistribute their wealth. Seems kinda fair?

21.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0