I am about to do a thing and it means logging back into 100 social media accounts.
Except Reddit, where I am banned for, and I quote, “Being too toxic for the r/snooker community”
I completely forgot this (and the thread below it) and it made me laugh a lot
Por Que no los dos? (Defo already had a cold and tree pollen isn’t helping)
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Just misread a post by a comics writer discussing Fantastic Four’s The Thing and misread “Thanksgiving” as “Thingsgiving”
Which I am all in favour of making a real holiday to celebrate our saviour, Ben Grimm
You’re the dumbest motherfucker alive.
Zelenskyy, just know you could probably snap both their fat necks and no one would care
A lovely bit of timeline synchro
Cracked specifically I remember. It was a multiple times a day visit for me. Was in the comments. I wrote for them.
Then their text articles you could read in a browser window whilst pretending to work all became video articles.
I’m trying to think of a single rapper he’s worked with, on a single, as a producer, as tour support, etc.
And then Damon Albarn has done Gorillaz, Mali Music, and a bunch of other stuff, so it’s not just “this is my time/ genre”
Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.
Yeah, I was chiming in
High cultural taste is based on nothing. Music is split into high and low brow but it’s based on how it makes you feel. Just because some dorks have to wear dinner jackets to play it, doesn’t make it intrinsically better
Might put on a bet that there’s no 2028 elections. I’ll honestly be surprised if there’s midterms
I’m intrigued by this cos I thought it might be a good trivia question. I looked up the unanimous one and it’s not someone I’ve heard of (I’m not in any way a baseball fan, but you get a lot from pop culture).
Assumed it would be like, Babe Ruth or Mickey Mantle or Joe DiMaggio.
If you didn’t immediately visualise Arsene Wenger then something is wrong.
The "aging nu metal artist to casual fisherman" pipeline is non-existent. I want to see Jonathan Davis holding a carp.
One of those animatronic bears but he’s been breaking into the biomedical waste bins behind the lung cancer surgery
Why is it insane at the end of quarter 1 and 3 but not the end of quarter 2?
Biden winning in 2020 was the chance to undo hundreds of rules that trump brought in to make Trump 2024 a reality. Or to hit him where he lived. Dems just went “sorry, have to play by these new rules now”
I hope you get paid and I agree it sucks.
It costs me money as a comics person not to sell my work on Amazon and yet I do it. It’s the most basic boycott.
There are literally 100 other ways to get money paid in.
Asking for money off Amazon after slagging a 100 million dollar shoe on Amazon is beyond satire
400 tweets about why the billionaire is bad and capitalism sucks and then you say you’ll be back if we buy Amazon things?
I bet the party was actually a bit shit.
Sure, a few beers, possibility of a shag. But are you really gonna get off your nut when the DJ drops “We’ll meet again”?
What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen? I’ll go first
Every time I walk through Soho it reminds me that we built 100 years of soft power of it being an interesting creative place and destroyed it in 15 years because we didn’t want some rich people crying about buying a flat on top of a music venue
The ONE THING the UK punches above its weight at is the creative industries. Every move either party has made in the last 15 years has been to wreck them.
Can you get rid of the guy that keeps pushing Dull Men’s Club and basketball arguments into my page?
I can barely use it for work which is all I have it for now
This is why stand up is excellent. Freedom of speech and parody laws are stronger than slander laws, so people were able to say “Russell Brand is a rapist” onstage way before they were in print.
And I know, because Brand’s lawyers had a big, impotent chat with a friend who did. Couldn’t touch him
