Dan Haberkorn

Dan Haberkorn

@danhaberkorn.bsky.social

69 Followers 83 Following 78 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 month ago

Should "the dow is over 50,000 right now" be the new "right in front of my salad?" Or the new "Sir, this is a Wendy's?" Please discuss.

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1 month ago

As a gay man, I usually say representation matters.... but in this case... not so much...

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1 month ago

¡Ay, Dios mio!

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1 month ago

Right!! Barely understood a word, but the vibe told me all I had to know. Loved it! THIS performance is making America great!

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1 month ago

...and now Ricky Martin?! Amazing...

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1 month ago

About half way through Bad Bunny's Half Time Show and I can say that this is a great representation of some of things that make America Great! Love it!!

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1 month ago

Liberal American here, and I can definitely appreciate the humble mindset.

But I also think it's important to remember that when you get on a bus, it doesnt drop you off at yoir front door. It just gets you closer to your destination.

Id rather be on the Canada bus, even if it needs an oil change.

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1 month ago

We've lost Catherine O'Hara and I am devastated.

That being said, if we must lose her, may she begin a trend where another well known public figure who was also in Home Alone 2 pass as well....

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1 month ago
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Catherine O'Hara, 'Schitt’s Creek' Star and Comedy Legend, Dies at 71 Catherine O'Hara has died at the age of 71. O'Hara was known for her appearances in movies including 'Beetlejuice' and 'Home Alone', as well as her Emmy-winning role as Moira Rose on the TV sitcom 'Sc...

The lamentable news regarding the untimely expiration of Catherine O'Hara has rendered me utterly bereft.

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1 month ago
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Please help find these domestic terrorists who brought guns to a protest.

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1 month ago

Bless @bakarisellers.bsky.social for trying to educate Batya on the Constitution on @abbyphillip00.bsky.social tonight. Remember, you can always explain it to someone, but you cant understand it for them.

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1 month ago

A black man protected him.

Stating so is not making it about race; is a critical part of the story.

Someone that Lang has denounced and demonized was his protector. The black man saw Langs humanity and helped him.

Media needs to emphasize the man was black that in the headline.

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1 month ago

Agreed. Not mentioning that the man is black is intentionally avoiding a critical part of the narrative. Stating he's black isn't making it about race... Lang's presence and past remarks makes it about race.

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1 month ago

A black man protected him.

Stating so is not making it about race; is a critical part of the story.

Someone that Lang has denounced and demonized was his protector. The black man saw Langs humanity and helped him.

Media needs to emphasize the man was black that in the headline.

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1 month ago

Wow the Trump administation is investigating Jewish Mayor Jacob Frey? Sounds to me like anti-semitism from the highest levels of our government...

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2 months ago

All I know is that back in 2020 when Minnesota law enforcement killed an innocent civilian named George Floyd.... residents of Minneapolis stepped the fuck up

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2 months ago

Hottest mayor in America: Jacob Frey.

Hottest governor in America: Wes Moore.

Dont @ me. I dont make the rules.

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2 months ago

I'll gladly volunteer to help make redactions so we can get these docs out! I've got my fingers on the home row, ready to Ctrl+F right now!

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2 months ago

Turns out he's invading Venezuela bc he's out of the cocaine he needs to get through his meltdown

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2 months ago

Turns out Trumps invading Venezuela so he can get the cocaine he needs to get through this speech... #Trump

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2 months ago

My only hope is that during this long run on sentence, he runs out of air.

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9 months ago
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a woman is holding a pink burn book in her hands and saying `` you let it out , honey . write in the book . '' ALT: a woman is holding a pink burn book in her hands and saying `` you let it out , honey . write in the book . ''
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9 months ago
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a woman is holding a pink burn book in her hands and saying `` you let it out , honey . write in the book . '' Alt: From Mean Girls, Gretchen Weiners is holding the burn book in her hands and saying `` you let it out , honey . write in the book . ''
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11 months ago
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Who did this?

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1 year ago
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I genuinely appreciate that Representative Green protested in a way that felt right for him, and I respect it. Unfortunately, the moment was so isolated, it stands out as ineffective and unrelatable.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

If this ain't the truth right here!!!

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1 year ago

Absolutely disgraceful behavior from the Administration, and juvenile taunts from the republicans

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1 year ago
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a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head . ALT: a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head .

Can Dems start camping out in buildings overnight before the the Rogue Felons show up? Pull some Kevin McAllister shenanigans and use blow torches, or smash irons into their faces when they sneak in?

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1 year ago

I actually kinda have to give them credit for that.

It's sort of like a kid in school not really completing a research project...

"We found" = we googled.
"I discovered" = I used Ctrl+F

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