Shane Wood

My favorite moment today was explaining an Axolotis costume to three gay guys in their 40s in SF, which went like: “sorta like a salamander, very endangered, the kids love them.”

And they were like: clocked, thanks.

At least he is acknowledging that he is full of shit..

This should be Time Magazine’s 2025 Photo of the Year:

That's Awesome Go America! fuck the Empire... sorry Facists!!

These are all little boys playing pretend that they are grownups.. cosplaying as a stupid person's idea of a strong person.

TACO, When it comes to putin, he goes from being weak as piss to being a massive whining baby boy piece of shit who's as weak as piss.

ICE had standards? Who knew?

No one is calling you a king dipshit, they are saying they don't want or need a king and you are so desperately trying to be one.

Is there anyone in the GOP that isn't a crackpot or grifting asshole or a Pedophile?

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days.

They have worked 12 days in 3 months.

Epstein Shutdown.

Newly unearthed video shows the time George Washington staged his daring and historic crossing of the Delaware river.😂😂😂

The Pedofuhrer doesn't even know what it is, he only knows what his handlers tell him.

@msnbc.com

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 72 of the last 84 days.

Epstein Shutdown.

NEVER!!

Oh I love her. More courage than all those pussy ass bitches, wearing their masks, acting like they all tough..

“Put that on the news.”

Fuck yes.

We are dealing with the varsity here, the cream of the crop, the best of the best! You just know these fuckers think they are the dogs balls and probably think all women want them. Just look at them!
Of course if these fuckers are kids then I, at 54, am a teenager! YAY!

Clueless lil lying fucker ain't he. Ignorance isn't a defense magamike, remember that the next time you've got the pedofuhrer's lil orange mushroom in your mouth..

WHAT?!?! Nooo!! Next thing you'll be telling me is the trump phones are a scam and his shitcoin, those golden shoes, the guitars, real coins, sellable cartoon pics of himself doing "cool" things are they all scams too?!?! Not from the most transparent president ever.. 🤡

Go head Madam Speaker. She is me right now! 🔥🔥

Does the dumb fuck realize that bombing and invading the country where the Nobel Peace Prize winner is kinda fucks his chances (not that he had any anyway) of ever getting it?

Maybe RFKjr's brain worm is enjoying the jello buffet in the Pedofuhrer's head?

Fuck he's a weirdo.. I think the worm ate more of his brain than first believed.

Fine upstanding young men, Quite the catch ladies.

But seriously, what a bunch of flogs. The future of the GOP people

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

Word is that the Pedofuhrer is still on the look out for this Burn Bags guy, he may be in cahoots with the Habeas Corpus woman.. (I hope I spelled that correctly haha)

Why would they? The Pedo's goons are clearly not targeting them...