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Elias S

@esutton509.bsky.social

I have a cat named Winston and I don’t always use my time wisely You can find my linocut prints and gear over on https://www.etsy.com/shop/DriedUpPrints

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Sign the Petition Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader

This fucking goober should have left a long while ago
c.org/Z7j8HDWLbT

10.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exhausted teacher complaint: if you are a parent, please don’t do the homework for your kid. I can tell the difference in handwriting and I know the kids aren’t aware of how to properly use variables, so they probably wouldn’t use them in their explanations

05.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hugo leading 8.7 points 🙌🏽

05.11.2025 04:39 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

Ding Dong the Dick is dead

04.11.2025 13:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not yet!

01.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My wife: “you know what, I’m just going to join food network so I can bully the haters”

We just finished Halloween baking championship and this is a Melanie household

01.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

🤘🤘

31.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With the govt shutdown poised to continue for a long time now is a great time if you’re able, to donate to money your local food banks as they’re seeing demand spike (cash goes further than goods donations) and even more beneficial if you’re able to get an employer match on your donation.

23.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 2
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turn this up

21.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 220    🔁 64    💬 3    📌 6

🥹🥹🥹

18.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh nooooooo! I think most of your pizza opinions are good, I’d trust you!

12.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This makes me so happy for all involved

12.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a pirate hat and says " and let 's go find the treasure " ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a pirate hat and says " and let 's go find the treasure "
12.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have the Wii menu music stuck in my head and I have no clue why. Now I’m guessing you’re hearing it too.

02.10.2025 04:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is good to hear

01.10.2025 12:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

30.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 49913    🔁 15592    💬 670    📌 724
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

For every $10 you donate to my fundraiser, I’ll send you a photo of one of my cats. (We have 3. They’re cute!)

www.extra-life.org/participant/...

27.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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a man sitting on a bed with the words you just tell me where to sign behind him ALT: a man sitting on a bed with the words you just tell me where to sign behind him
25.09.2025 23:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

REMINDER: Black women lost 319,000 jobs between February and July of this year, the only major female demographic to experience significant job losses during this five-month period.

White men saw the largest job increase 一 365,001* 一 among groups

* = added Jimmy Kimmel who got his job back! 😒

22.09.2025 22:07 — 👍 346    🔁 187    💬 2    📌 7
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BREAKING: President Emmanuel Macron tells the UN General Assembly, “Today, I declare that we recognise the State of Palestine,” calling for peace and to “preserve the possibility of a two-state solution.”

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/f50v9t

22.09.2025 20:03 — 👍 341    🔁 71    💬 3    📌 7

Hell yes, it’s the good stuff

20.09.2025 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I actually think I have it on steam! It’s cute, but there is just something about Stardew Valley that really scratches that cozy itch for me

20.09.2025 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Treat yourself

19.09.2025 20:03 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

But, what’s a horse?

16.09.2025 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Impromptu drag brunch with @rachelaveryy.bsky.social is apparently going to enter our weekend rotation

14.09.2025 18:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Official Defies GOP Governor's Order To Fly Flags At Half Staff For Charlie Kirk He said he did not want to honor a man "who did so much to harm not only the marginalized, but also to degrade the fabric of our body politic."

An Iowa official defied the governor’s orders to fly flags at half-staff for Charlie Kirk, writing he wouldn't honor a man who "did so much harm"

13.09.2025 22:46 — 👍 32629    🔁 5921    💬 998    📌 624
Attempt has been made to wash away the recent Banksy about the silencing of dissent over the genocide in Gaza, but had not succeeded as much of the artwork can still be seen.

Attempt has been made to wash away the recent Banksy about the silencing of dissent over the genocide in Gaza, but had not succeeded as much of the artwork can still be seen.

You can't wash away genocide....your complicity will always remain.

10.09.2025 13:33 — 👍 603    🔁 179    💬 7    📌 13

He’s been known to get a little wild a time or two

09.09.2025 04:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Fluffy cat laying on his back, stretching and looking at the camera

Fluffy cat laying on his back, stretching and looking at the camera

Winston pic for the Winston fans

09.09.2025 04:06 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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FUCK Leagues Cup!
And
FUCK Inter messi CF!

But we hope the players secure that bag by winning every match.

$$ Bills Y’all!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC

31.08.2025 12:04 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

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