@joannashippley.bsky.social
Middle-aged curmudgeon, mentally unstable, lover of books, Jane Austen fanatic, wannabe writer of erotica, equal opportunity offender. I'm fat but funny!
It should be at least 5:00pm on Friday right about now. Don't know if I can make it...
11.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I haven't written a "letter", i.e. a pen-to-paper letter in ages. Even my emails I send to people are terse and direct. I suppose letter writing is becoming a lost art.
I've never sent myself a letter, flowers or candy for that matter. I may be pathetic but I'm not that big of a loser 😂🤣
10.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don't say I never respond to follower requests 😂🤣
10.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'd get a laugh out of this 😂🤣
10.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'd wear this, it'd be fitting for Valentine's Day!
10.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pictures of the central library reading room of KU Leuven in Belgium. This looks like it'd be an awesome place to visit.
10.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It'll take a lot of coffee to make it through this Tuesday!
10.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm not really short, and stout is an understatement as far as I'm concerned 🤨🙄
I'd like to try this but I don't think my boss would go for it 🤨🙄
09.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Friend: "Tell me what you're smiling about today."
Me: "My bf cheated on me with a married woman and her husband beat the living shit out of him!"
Needless to say I dumped his sorry ass 😂🤣
She's just jealous of my awesome sense of humor 😂🤣
09.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's the truth 😂🤣
09.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's the truth 😂🤣
09.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I could go for this. Kids wouldn't appreciate it anyways 😂🤣
09.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm going to need lots of coffee for this Monday 🤨🙄
09.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yeah, I never exaggerate about myself 😂🤣
The library is located in McAllen, Texas. This is a place I need to visit.
Here's an article about it:
www.architectmagazine.com/Design/award...
Someone should market this, I bet they'd make a fortune 😂🤣
06.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Emphasis on "desperate" 😂🤣
06.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One time a guy said to me, "You know, your rudeness isn't an attractive feature."
My response to him, "Genuine question: what makes you think I'm looking to attract you?" 😂🤣
It's insane to me to think I once raced as a sperm to be born. It just seems so unlike me 😂🤣
06.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worst breakup I had: I dated this guy for like six months. One day we were in town and he just started running, took right off. I never saw him again.
You could say I was Forrest dumped 😂🤣
It's about time! It's been a very long week.
06.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is the kind of position I need 😂🤣
And no, I'm not going to date him 😂🤣
05.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They should see the size of the ice cream containers I eat, and in a single sitting 😂🤣
05.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Friday can't come fast enough for me!
05.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don't gleek nearly as much as I should 😂🤣
Guess I gotta motivate myself if I'm going to make it through the day.
04.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
