It’s always food lion and never good lion
I hope you are purchasing the bread from food lion !
food lion
Apologies, you looked like a wanted poster. We had to be sure we were not checking out a convicted felon. I hope your experience goes smoother next time!
freaked it in da food lion bathrooms ‼️🫣🫣
Hi! We are slowly phasing out human employees and replacing them with Artificial Intelligence. We hope this transition is not too difficult for you. - This is an automated message
Thank you, we do our best!
Aw shucks
Hi ! Thank you reporting this concern to us.
Our lab has carefully crafted the tea bags to break easily to resulting increase the purchases of coffee filters. We are very glad to hear this has the desired effect.
Cheers! ☕️
We are glad you enjoy them! As a company, we are very aware of the expenses of gluten free diets, and aim to provide budget-friendly options to those with allergies! - E.H.
Food Lion will no longer be selling products with gluten starting 31st january 2025! For more info: foodlion.com
he blocked me 💔💔
Hello!
Apologies for misunderstanding your concern. It is very unfortunate that we have to keep some of our items under lock and key due to an increase in theft recently. They are also incredibly into being locked up and restrained …. mmmfgh… good submissive little tide pods
Hello! We appreciate your shopping with us and apologize for your subpar time. Luxury entrees are priced higher around the holidays as they are in high demand.
sowwy fow getting hacked ☹️🥺 we twied not to 👉👈
500 days and we’ll be in touch
I suggest getting your bread at food lion!
banamnas (:
Food Lion cashier: Hi, how are you doing this evening?
Me, handing him a basket with two Ben & Jerry’s, a bag of cheese crunchies, powdered sugar donuts, and a soda: Now you’re going to be shocked to hear this when you see the contents of my cart, but I’ve personally had a rough day.
can you guys stop robbing our store please 😢
@fbi.bsky.social erm hello do you see this
i robbed your store last week
Hello! Thank you for reporting this to us! Unfortunately we will not be looking into this because we do not value your experience 🥰
now I just need this app to take off so I can be the dumbest little parody account
I wanted to see if it was taken out of curiosity and now I’m stuck with it
You know what’s cooler than Detroit Lions? Food Lions
Hello! Thank you for shopping with us and supporting us here on Bluesky!
only using this often if dms are added, it goes public/gains traction, and twitter dies
I could beat food lion in court
