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Static Velocity

@staticvgames.bsky.social

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/staticvgames

13 Followers  |  7 Following  |  29 Posts  |  Joined: 31.12.2024  |  1.5871

Latest posts by staticvgames.bsky.social on Bluesky

"Your flower girl's a cultist."
"The one I talked to when I was bathing the dragon?"
"... Is that a euphemism?"

#itisnow #nocontestquotes #thosecultists #pathfinder2e #kingmaker #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs

10.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know it's a good night when your DM gives your entire party a timeout in discord

#dnd5e #stormkingsthunder #feral #sundaynightgames #ttrpgs

03.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Mystery Club returns playing Kids on Bikes in our #halloween two part special Part 1 premiers Tonight at 5pm cst and Part 2 premiers at 6pm cst. On Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...

31.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donny, the President of the Mystery Club has done it again. He's called an emergency meeting and this time, it's serious; competition has entered the ring. Meet the Murder Club. Our #halloween special's session 0 premiers Tonight. www.youtube.com/channel/UCuY...
Podcast: rss.com/podcasts/agi...

30.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"DnD really is the missionary sex of ttrpgs."

#ttrpgs #dnd #sundaynightgames #theseplayersareferal

27.10.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh my god, he's snorting you like cocaine while you die?!"

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #masks #saturdaygameday #dusted #itllbefine #sodead

25.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"There's not much nuance in the bottom of a well, I guess."
"Nope, just frogs."
"And witches."

#nocontextquotes #ttrpg #pathfinder2e #imthewitch #tuesdaygamenight #theyregoingtofindoutmysecret

22.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What are his edicts?"
"Gather knowledge of gates through space and time, curse or mutate unborn children."
...
"So kind of a mixed bag."

#pathfinder2e #nocontectquotes #weshouldgoback #thisisatrap #butwhatifwewentin #thisiswhatfamiliarsarefor #ripbird #sundaygameday #thisparty

20.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Today is the season 1 arch 1 finale. Let's hope everyone makes it out alive... Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

18.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Just climb up on the roof and hide there and when the scouts come by you ambush them like a drop-Minotaur."

#ttrpg #nocontextquotes #greatplan #heyitworked #pathfinder2e #sundaygameday

13.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The lady made it seem like it wasn't a big deal."
"The lady that was sobbing?"
"..."

Come join us on twitch for episode 9 of Happy Camper! www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

#ttrpg #kidsonbrooms #happycamper #thesekids #nocontextquotes #twitch

04.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are live on twitch! Live recording our Kids Campin' campaign, Happy Camper. Come join us. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

04.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I've got hemophilia."
"So, like, if you see blood do you faint?"
...
"He's not *afraid* of blood."

#pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #gamenight #Sundaygames #lovemyparty

29.09.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Tase me lizard daddy."

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #chainlightning #butwewontho

22.09.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I want to know-"
"What love is?"
"That too, but I don't think these worms can tell me. At least I hope not."

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #thispartyisdoomed

19.09.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Follow The Piers, a mafia crew in this fantastical version of 1930s Chicago, as members of The Red Syndicate. The higher the climb, the harder the fall. Pan, Normal, Static and Lore are GMed by TanyaLashea in this Kids on Bikes campaign. Now Live youtu.be/dJWVqKv8mSc

12.09.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Is your pig an undead pig? Is that why it likes bacon?"

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #Fridaynightgames #kidsonbrooms #pigswilleatanything

06.09.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"In the five seconds I was ripping my shirt off, you said something really important - what was it?"

#nocontext #ttrpgs #worldsinperil #sundaygameday #thatswhatheroesdo

25.08.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Let this be a lesson to all of you, don't seduce the sea."

#nocontextquotes #magpiegames #rapscallion #iregretnothing #ttrpgs #saturdaygameday #cursed

24.08.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live recording of Happy Camper on Twitch tonight. www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...

22.08.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I *was* good at survival."
"Tell that to your corpse!"

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #goingwell #rip

17.08.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The anguished one is off-guard because of the giant chicken."
"Chickity China the giant chicken."

#nocontextquotes #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #witchlife #hotmic #noinsidethoughts #tabletopgames #thisgameisnotallaboutchickens #justonechicken #aceramicchicken

13.08.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Since the chicken's in your pocket, I'll take the token."

#nocontextquotes #tabletopgames #ttrpgs #pathfinder2e #Tuesdaynightgames #thatfamiliarlife #witchesbelikethat

30.07.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live now on twitch (www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...) for episode 3 of Happy Camper!

Who's dying tonight?

#kidsonbrooms #actualplaypodcast #actualplaytwitch #ttrpg #fridaynightgames

12.07.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A graphic of two yellow camping tents with pine trees, mountains, a lake and a starry night sky in the background. In the foreground, stones with a magical fire sits below the title: Happy Camper: A Kids Campin' Campaign. June 27th @8:30pm EST In the bottom right corner is the logo for The Aging Journey podcast. A graphic of two yellow camping tents with pine trees, mountains, a lake and a starry night sky in the background. In the foreground, stones with a magical fire sits below the title: Happy Camper: A Kids Campin' Campaign. June 27th @8:30pm EST In the bottom right corner is the logo for The Aging Journey podcast.

A graphic of two yellow camping tents with pine trees, mountains, a lake and a starry night sky in the background. In the foreground, stones with a magical fire sits below the title: Happy Camper: A Kids Campin' Campaign. June 27th @8:30pm EST In the bottom right corner is the logo for The Aging Journey podcast. A graphic of two yellow camping tents with pine trees, mountains, a lake and a starry night sky in the background. In the foreground, stones with a magical fire sits below the title: Happy Camper: A Kids Campin' Campaign. June 27th @8:30pm EST In the bottom right corner is the logo for The Aging Journey podcast.

Join us tonight on twitch (www.twitch.tv/agingjourney...) for episode 2 of Happy Camper!

*No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of episode 1. We're hoping to continue that trend.

#kidsonbrooms #actualplaypodcast #actualplaytwitch #ttrpg #fridaynightgames

27.06.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I think I'm a premium potato."
"It should automatically tell you."
"Oh, I'm a mid-potato."

#ttrpg #pathfinder2e #nocontextquotes #foundryshenanigans #sundaymorninggame

18.05.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why aren't you also pretending to be a potentially cannibalistic gangster in a magical version of 1930's Chicago?"

#ttrpgs #kidsonbikes #nocontext #gamenight

10.05.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back for more Dead by Daylight on twitch. This is apparently all I'm streaming now.

#deadbydaylight #survivormain #twitch

02.03.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surviving in Dead by Daylight - now with friend?!

#deadbydaylight #survivormain #twitch

28.02.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back for some more 2v8 DbD on Twitch.

#gamestream #deadbydaylight #survivormain

26.02.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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