Pliny The Pirate Crow

Ooooh, someone's back on telly.

Now you can describe it as a "select committee".

Ei lay, therefore I hen.

It's 'a parliament of crows' these days granddad.

To be fair, given the past decade, its really not any better.

Five dozen eggs for breakfast?

I'd still be mighty peckish.

Decent hand skills.

He's a rank amateur at eating them though.

No. Not alone puppetkind have many lovely retirement facilities for those who have lost their Kinētḗs, and Emu is having a ball at one of those.

Unlike me, stuck in a box in a poxy university cupboard. One day Stewart Wee will surely die and I will be free to see my friends again.

Please let me on the telly.
#CeleggrityTraitors

Very cold hands though.

Zippy went through some tough times back then. He didn't mean to be a jerk but was on all sorts of medication due to the constant pain caused by his zip. It took him years to get straight after show ended, with no help from Geoffrey I might add. In a good place these days with real friends.

... and a corvid

I am surprised, as a time travelling crow who has been to the period in question and with egstensive TV eggsperience, I was not considered for the role.

To be fair ... I have never even heard œuf him!!

Ab ovo!

Oh. Sorry. Almost forgot.

"Right wing"

Like one half of a bird's flying apparatus.

If only there was a TV show to eggucate the under fives about this important issue. Sadly that missing program remains the singular gap on the otherwise saturated Nazi history market.

Mere human bodies cannot time travel I am afraid. You lack the ability to fly, as the crow, and time itself, flies.

You can't yoke about eggything these lays.*

*Eggcept for egg puns.

ROOKSELLER CROW!!!

œufsessive

Is it a bird?

Nests generally.

Who is this Stew?

I told him on Wednesday but he refuses to use it, like some kind of ornithophobe.

He has a NAME.

Are you suggesting intercourse?

What are you?
Some kind of chicken?

A man rides a bird.

He's œufer eggty years old and can still carry a fully grown man on his back along a seafront.

Is Oswald going to be there? Last time I saw him was in Bridlington panto in 2009. Still a classy bird.

The word "eggbox" came about due to a bootstrap paradox on one of my many adventures involving my misunderstanding of early Victorian cockfighting.

Comics are for kids.

Kids that are under five and need to be well informed about current events and their historical contexts.

I just want to be in a comic ... please let me be in a comic.