Pliny The Pirate Crow

Pliny The Pirate Crow

@plinytweets.bsky.social

Somebody, somewhere, just said 'egg'.

86 Followers 1 Following 174 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 days ago

Egg-flew-on-cere!

Like a precious egg being carried precariously on the waxy coating of a parrot's upper beak.

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6 days ago

Those publishers are good but do ask too many questions.

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1 week ago

Flappy to eggsplain all the yolks œuf it helps. (I have changed some of the words to make egg based puns)

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1 week ago

Fill the O-void!

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1 week ago

Jim Canary.

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1 week ago

A Ei Eggitor.

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1 week ago

Ei see that @herring1967.bsky.social is still writing all of these.

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1 month ago

In my eggsperience, most owls are distinctly average.

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1 month ago

Bless egged are those who have not seen.

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1 month ago

I HATE HENS!

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1 month ago

Oh yes, they will all get the treatment they deserve when I'm finished with them.

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1 month ago

I don't understand.
I am strangely drawn to him.

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1 month ago

Completely unbelievable Eggsclusive.

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1 month ago

Who is this Jesus œuf which you are beaking about. Are there any good books that will help in my understanding?

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1 month ago

Middle egged white-mantled barbet.

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1 month ago

Raven Newsround.

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1 month ago

Absolutely qwackers

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1 month ago

All your egg belong to I.

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2 months ago

I'd like to wish my hen a very happy 2026.

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3 months ago

Ooooh, someone's back on telly.

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3 months ago

Now you can describe it as a "select committee".

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4 months ago

Ei lay, therefore I hen.

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4 months ago

It's 'a parliament of crows' these days granddad.

To be fair, given the past decade, its really not any better.

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4 months ago

Five dozen eggs for breakfast?

I'd still be mighty peckish.

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4 months ago

Decent hand skills.

He's a rank amateur at eating them though.

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4 months ago

No. Not alone puppetkind have many lovely retirement facilities for those who have lost their Kinētḗs, and Emu is having a ball at one of those.

Unlike me, stuck in a box in a poxy university cupboard. One day Stewart Wee will surely die and I will be free to see my friends again.

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4 months ago

Please let me on the telly.
#CeleggrityTraitors

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4 months ago

Very cold hands though.

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4 months ago

Zippy went through some tough times back then. He didn't mean to be a jerk but was on all sorts of medication due to the constant pain caused by his zip. It took him years to get straight after show ended, with no help from Geoffrey I might add. In a good place these days with real friends.

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4 months ago

... and a corvid

I am surprised, as a time travelling crow who has been to the period in question and with egstensive TV eggsperience, I was not considered for the role.

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