Pliny The Pirate Crow

Jim Canary.

A Ei Eggitor.

Ei see that @herring1967.bsky.social is still writing all of these.

In my eggsperience, most owls are distinctly average.

Bless egged are those who have not seen.

I HATE HENS!

Oh yes, they will all get the treatment they deserve when I'm finished with them.

I don't understand.
I am strangely drawn to him.

Completely unbelievable Eggsclusive.

Who is this Jesus œuf which you are beaking about. Are there any good books that will help in my understanding?

Middle egged white-mantled barbet.

Raven Newsround.

Absolutely qwackers

All your egg belong to I.

I'd like to wish my hen a very happy 2026.

Ooooh, someone's back on telly.

Now you can describe it as a "select committee".

Ei lay, therefore I hen.

It's 'a parliament of crows' these days granddad.

To be fair, given the past decade, its really not any better.

Five dozen eggs for breakfast?

I'd still be mighty peckish.

Decent hand skills.

He's a rank amateur at eating them though.

No. Not alone puppetkind have many lovely retirement facilities for those who have lost their Kinētḗs, and Emu is having a ball at one of those.

Unlike me, stuck in a box in a poxy university cupboard. One day Stewart Wee will surely die and I will be free to see my friends again.

Please let me on the telly.
#CeleggrityTraitors

Very cold hands though.

Zippy went through some tough times back then. He didn't mean to be a jerk but was on all sorts of medication due to the constant pain caused by his zip. It took him years to get straight after show ended, with no help from Geoffrey I might add. In a good place these days with real friends.

... and a corvid

I am surprised, as a time travelling crow who has been to the period in question and with egstensive TV eggsperience, I was not considered for the role.

To be fair ... I have never even heard œuf him!!

Ab ovo!

Oh. Sorry. Almost forgot.

"Right wing"

Like one half of a bird's flying apparatus.

If only there was a TV show to eggucate the under fives about this important issue. Sadly that missing program remains the singular gap on the otherwise saturated Nazi history market.