The Madonna Bible

perfect way to start the day

Thought this was Lana at first

10 yrs ago. Happy anniversary, darling 😘 #IYKYK

top 5 off Rebel Heart. big shame it had to be relegated as a deep cut. worthy enough not just for a performance, but shoulda been a single as well

on repeat! welcome back baby girl

all I need is a coffee and a pack of luckier and I’m good to go

You may not know this, but Fat Cock Friday actually originated from the Bible, following Ass Wednesday and Holey Thursday

fucking crazy these were directed by the same person

How long ago was this?

mama that’s called witchcraft

Hey @madonna hire Los Javis for your movie or miniseries, or whatever. tks.

there’s an English Rose deep inside me that wants to get all Bree Van de Kamp and roast a duck for Thanksgiving with a side of hasselback squash and miso seared green beans, but a Popeyes Turkey and 3 large sides combo will do just fine

the holy grail

why are fans trying to re-write the past? Like a Prayer is about blowjobs and guzzling cum. get over it.

a little less bronzer on the face and maybe he’ll get a job

if Omar didn’t suck Trent’s dick in the studio, imma be pissed

Practice. What. You. Preach. 🫵

hogging up that line and trying every every low cal combo imaginable

“Get that old man, put him in a jail”

@ridleyscott this should be the movie

life was so much easier when Ashley O was on the charts

yall

Your headline is conflicting with what she actually said

It’s dinner time with @edftmxxx.bsky.social

every now and then I think about how janet has an interlude called “bathroom break,” and this photo always reminds me of that

@bluesky I like gay stuff and Madonna. plz put that on my feed. thanks