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@computergay.bsky.social

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Text message conversation with Mom.
To Mom, "Hey Mom, why'd you go with this design for little Jimmy's baby blanket?"

To Mom [a picture of a crochet baby blanket of the bear flag]

From Mom "We all call him Little Bear so I googled Bear patterns and I thought these colors were just too cute!"

Text message conversation with Mom. To Mom, "Hey Mom, why'd you go with this design for little Jimmy's baby blanket?" To Mom [a picture of a crochet baby blanket of the bear flag] From Mom "We all call him Little Bear so I googled Bear patterns and I thought these colors were just too cute!"

17.06.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy ๐Ÿ˜”

15.06.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 614    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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new york times modern love headline that reads "My Body Was Tea. But He Wanted Matcha."

new york times modern love headline that reads "My Body Was Tea. But He Wanted Matcha."

03.06.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

โค๏ธ

27.05.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
shirtless hairy man at grill with romaine, several carrots, broccoli, and bell peppers and metamucil container

shirtless hairy man at grill with romaine, several carrots, broccoli, and bell peppers and metamucil container

reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq ๐Ÿ˜‹

27.05.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 532    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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umm lowkey gay for you to notice my absence

11.03.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[hyping up my ouroboros friend] body is eatinggggggggg

11.03.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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you have to be hairy, but not too hairy

02.02.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 302    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I've seen some of your holes more than my own

01.02.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

sorry I was evil back there or whatever. it will happen again

30.01.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Me, scared of salmonella, cooking chicken.

30.01.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

top. bottom. side. you shall all burn just the same

30.01.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

men can joke but gay men can only selfie

30.01.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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catlerian jihad

30.01.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh that's not-

30.01.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pรฉrez review

29.01.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 233    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my reply guy died

28.01.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I suck your balls!

26.01.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this you?

26.01.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 219    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/comp...

26.01.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bluesky still not having pictures in dms is so funny. you will fall in love with me strictly from my letters

26.01.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 403    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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touch me pizza and buy my butt

18.01.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 182    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius

18.01.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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never kill yourself

17.01.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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