Text message conversation with Mom.
To Mom, "Hey Mom, why'd you go with this design for little Jimmy's baby blanket?"
To Mom [a picture of a crochet baby blanket of the bear flag]
From Mom "We all call him Little Bear so I googled Bear patterns and I thought these colors were just too cute!"
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planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy ๐
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new york times modern love headline that reads "My Body Was Tea. But He Wanted Matcha."
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โค๏ธ
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shirtless hairy man at grill with romaine, several carrots, broccoli, and bell peppers and metamucil container
reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq ๐
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umm lowkey gay for you to notice my absence
11.03.2025 11:09 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
[hyping up my ouroboros friend] body is eatinggggggggg
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you have to be hairy, but not too hairy
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I've seen some of your holes more than my own
01.02.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 161 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1
sorry I was evil back there or whatever. it will happen again
30.01.2025 21:47 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
Me, scared of salmonella, cooking chicken.
30.01.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 119 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
top. bottom. side. you shall all burn just the same
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men can joke but gay men can only selfie
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catlerian jihad
30.01.2025 02:34 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
oh that's not-
30.01.2025 02:08 โ ๐ 168 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0
waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pรฉrez review
29.01.2025 18:18 โ ๐ 233 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
my reply guy died
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I suck your balls!
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this you?
26.01.2025 03:15 โ ๐ 219 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
bsky.app/profile/comp...
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bluesky still not having pictures in dms is so funny. you will fall in love with me strictly from my letters
26.01.2025 02:23 โ ๐ 403 ๐ 36 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 11
touch me pizza and buy my butt
18.01.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 182 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius
18.01.2025 19:46 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
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never kill yourself
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amateur: baker, water sports enthusiast
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A fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin. I am not the former First Lady. Kamala wasn't speaking to me. Nothing is real.
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