Khan Dragmire

Lmao I forgot about the pen

Did they even watch the pilot? At all? She literally said she thinks anyone can redeem if they choose to try.

Oh no Keith threatening to spank is DOING THINGS TO ME 🤣

Fun fact: “I’ll fuckin’ spank you” was an improv from Keith 😂 I kept it because it killed me, but also because it felt like a natural grasp for a non threatening-threat. It’s an old school go-to scold. So I felt it worked in character!

Me but with gay male lamias

Just shake it off. Not everyone is going to like the endings of dramatic stories like yours.

Get your discount skeletons while you can, too.

They won't do it because they won't be punished for refusing to do so.

If there's no punishment for refusal then they won't do it

Real situation where a coworker was blocked by a Karen from reaching the child my coworker brought to the park. Coworker was forced to fight the Karen. Police said coworker was innocent, Karen was unlawfully restraining coworker. Company policy nearly fired coworker until manager heard our opinions

In before "let the child answer," that don't work with mute kids who #elope into the road. I need to focus on keeping them out of traffic. Nosey #Karen can get out of my way or I will move through them to protect the child from themselves.

Dumbest thing #manglement ever told me at work: "if someone questions how you know the child you're working with, just say you're friends/hanging out, cuz you can't say you're their worker, #HIPAA". I laughed in her face, "If someone told me that I'd be calling police immediately." #BI #CBRS she "😰"

Why won't the government 2 other branches stop the presidential branch from doing this.

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#CatsofBlueSky #CatsofBsky Khoshekh's butt makes a nice pillow for Siren.

Sneezing has similar effect

I'm writing muted haikus. They're muted because they're only one syllable words in uncomfortable fonts.
My favorite so far is in wingdings

kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood . ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .

Draw them 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

Oh I'm sorry to hear that
I'm not ready to progress on the cover right now, I am involved in a lawsuit against my former boss so I haven't had time to write.

Well I could have told you that. You don't hire so many people so fast without skipping steps.

Yea I was there too I saw you there.

Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.

THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!

Thank you to everyone at the #NO_KINGS rallies for making your voices heard & being part of history.
The massive crowds were joyful, passionate & spectacular!

So were the signs...

See the difference? 👀

#NoKings

It's hard to imagine how that works. What an odd one.

I'd love to see.

Orc on elf. Heck yes. Also great job with the ropes and position

For any fans of #thecourtship, delay in publishing the 2nd part; I'm involved in a lawsuit and had to spend my writing time filling out documents & photocopying evidence. #i-khandy

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

Have a snackie fam it'll help