@jacobwomack.bsky.social
Comedian, improv comic, DJ/MC in Sioux Falls 🤘
Peppy was so much more annoying than Slippy.
15.02.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These songwriters sure do feel a great number of things in their bones.
10.02.2025 22:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Middle schoolers get way too stoked when they learn that Chad is a country, like... more than school getting out early stoked.
29.01.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's such a disappointment to myself that I am just now discovering the masterful work of Avalanches. I'm sorry, music.
25.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You don't want to cross me, buddy, I wait for the microwave to beep before I open it.
08.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Chex Mix)
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Yep, there's still mix here.
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE FLU.
I had it this weekend: It gave me a 104-degree fever, and with it came a brain fog that --I AM NOT JOKING-- made me watch and enjoy HOURS of Mr. Beast videos. HOURS.
It will take weeks for my body to recover, and my Youtube algorithm is ruined.
The McRib might come and go, but the public school cafeteria's MISTER Rib is with us year round.
19.12.2024 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know I'm in the lame part of getting older now, because I woke up to a zit on my face and was actually kind of excited that those still happen.
17.12.2024 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey baby, just call me the letter Q, because I can't go anywhere without "u". Except Qatar I guess.
13.12.2024 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The repetitiveness of new Christmas music makes Christian rock sound like David Bowie.
10.12.2024 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gingers in the North have a secret superpower where we put on a winter hat, and then boom: No one recognizes us in public.
03.12.2024 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I half-listened to a joke one of my eighth graders told me today:
"What do you call a green hot dog? Relish!!" Then he said, "Do you get it?"
"Uh... yeah, I get it."
Suddenly, his expression hardened.
"Then explain it."
Big fan of Star Fox 64 and the new Zeldas, along with and and all Mario games. As for board games, I like the abstract ones best: Pente, Othello, and those quirky icehouse pyramid games are my favorites.
16.11.2024 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Go go gadget algorithm:
My name is Jacob, and I'm new here. I'm a local comedian, improv comic, and DJ based in Sioux Falls, SD.
Many of my jokes are either about having autism or being an English teacher.
I like Nintendo stuff and board games.
Let me just say, I'm excited to be here. 🤠
