A living ghost with bones n shit

Lyle Lanley, the monorail grifter from The Simpsons

every tech ceo

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

...then you soak a tampon in that shit and once it is all the way soaked....

what else does alan Dershowitz like? I wanna get really good at making it and refuse to give him any. it looks really funny.

I disappoint my wife on a daily basis, who cares, but Ill be DAMNED if I let a god damn robot write a joke for me.

Counterpoint: Outside sucks and there is nothing to do out there.

"there are only 2 things! one has to be the good one!"

-Cretins

say what you want about cults but the members absolutely love them. they know the kool ade is gonna kill them and they slip into their black nikes and chug it down

Purdue student detained by ICE and taken to troubled Louisiana holding facility Yeonsoo Go, 20, was detained after her immigration hearing in Manhattan and taken away by ICE agents.

Go, a college student, has a dependent visa (her mother, an Episcopal minister, is here on a religious worker visa), which doesn't expire until Dec. But when she tried to renew it early, ICE nabbed her and sent her halfway across the US to a detention center.
www.wthr.com/article/news...

I loved that TV. Wished I still had it

that shit is so crazy. my worst fear is catching my reflection in my screen when i am appreciating art

Woke compassheads will always go broke. We must retvrn to celestial navigation and get this country back on track

Sex with babes is a pie on the windowsill.
The right tell dudes to confidently walk up and take the pie cause it doesnt matter if you make the baker mad.
The left needs to stop saying wanting the pie is nazi coded and start saying youre likely to get pie if you help the baker get abortion access.

@skywatch.blue Hi there. I seem to be labled as Elon Musk. I am not actually elon musk. I am far wealthier. Please take me off whatever list. or ignore this post. none of this shit matters anyway

ha. a joke got misunderstood on bluesky? inconceivable! Thanks for the heads up. ( i am elon musk tho fr fr)

did i just find my brand? "Hetro Leftist" "I like hot babes (boobies, butts, etc.) and find it absurd people in this country are forced to live outside" has anyone tried this? Am I Joe Rogan of the left?

Man. I think Sydney Sweeny is a babe but since I am a lefty she makes me so mad 😡

This is the real left criticism to the Sydney Sweeny jeans ad⤵️

i come to bluesky to take a break from cranking it but thanks a lot pal. brb.

A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

the man is a wizard and this is the spell he uses to conjure hundreds of pictures of him on the island into newspaper tip-lines all across America

I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

Agreed. Ludicrous.

This is “Hello Kitty is not a cat, she’s a little girl” levels of gaslighting.

(month from now, oval office)
first of all, as a president, and let's face it, a girl dad,

well this post hit me in the gut like a tee ball bat

"Guards, Seize him! I'm trying to talk about Wrestlemania 3 and this guy wont shut up"