Ben Jones

Bought a Smitty jersey the night of the draft and there has never been a more obvious investment

@treblaw.bsky.social Important sale at Penn State Surplus:

They’re bad seats in some regards but the Wolves have bonkers ticket deals. Marquee matchup for $11?

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Saying it like "Sharknado"

"Fentanyl Submarine"

Flying to Denver today, will look for weird things at airport

Jay do you have a comment:

“Cackling ensues”

Mike Leach's greatness is that anything you say about him seems moderately believable.

I appreciate the reading of this that implies Mike Leach has voluntarily gone missing and we are uncertain, which is honestly a timeline that probably exists.

I never heard of any such thing, but idk if I'd go as far to say it was a blind spot but it's certainly unique he was there for 12 years and nothing of any sort has his named slapped on it. And I'm not talking a library obviously.

I was just curious what the AI of the world thought about Penn State's coaching opening and we have our best robots on it:

@thefarmerjones.bsky.social The good news for James is that he has spent the last decade building up goodwill with the community by spending time in it and investing in its success

@edsbs.bsky.social important social media update www.instagram.com/reel/DNyVOOR...

Finally got to experience the “please rise for the national anthem” and then the wrong song playing. In this case it was Crazy Train.

Trump is really the dumbest version of a bad thing which is probably the most disconcerting part of anything he tries to do or says. Somebody will do all of this better.

Doesn’t that just sorta sum up being online

After watching my favorite football team the Philadelphia Eagles get the win

Might mow the lawn. #Birds

Spotted in the wild

At a high school football game where the opposing coach got mad postgame because the play call sheet in the QB’s wristband went missing in the opposing team’s bag and an assistant coach started stripping to show he didn’t have it.

@treblaw.bsky.social you’re missing discourse

You are not, in fact, required to feel badly

I appreciate that a non zero about of the JJ McCarthy narrative has always been the heroism of “this guy played pretty bad and then played just good enough to win”

Skipping a pointless Penn State watch today and paddling out to an island to camp. Will subject myself to the game later.

Here’s a Minnesota thing you probably didn’t know. We have a ton of Pelicans here.

High school soccer field here puts out fake dogs to keep geese away

Reading about the new pizza oven and I have some questions for the people of Google

Properly clean the cast iron