Jessica Griesheimer

Hello new friend! I can't wait to find out which one of these you are! 🥰

Putting the new Skylight algorithm to the test. Skylight, please send me:
💜 Dog Moms
💜 Artists
💜 Breyer Model Horse Girls
💜 DV Survivors
💜 ADHD/Neurodivergent
💜 ASD
💜 Blue Dots
💜 Empaths
💜 Historians
💜 Filmmakers
💜 Astrology Girlies

The most expensive crocheted item I've ever created 🤣

She's cute and she barks at Natzi propaganda 💙
What more could a girl ask for in a dog?
#resist

Another tiktok ban repost so the algorithm can be me more
🦋 filmmakers
🦋 dog lovers
🦋 DV advocates and DV Survivors
🦋 Ohio
🦋 Neurodivergent
🦋 Artists
🦋 ADHD
🦋 film lovers

I feel like people never believe us until we show them the screenshot 🤣

Slowly reposting my old tiktoks for my Breyer horse community to find me 💜
#tiktokrefugee #breyertok #modelhorse

I would rather stay off Tiktok forever to avoid a mango presidency 🥺

What am I doing after the tiktok ban? Emotional eating potato salad from the container

Turns out Marvel Snap is ultimately owned by ByteDance so the Democrats managed to also take away an incredibly popular game too. Top marks, guys. Can't see how this could all come back to bite you someday.

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

I honestly have no idea how, but this what the guy who woke up alone in the Twilight Zone with a world full of books and broken glasses 😫

Somehow my husband may or may not be the last American able to halfway scroll through TikTok 🫡🥹

Mine won't either 😢 but my husband's is currently playing the boat scene from the original willy Wonka movie and that feels incredibly appropriate

My husband is still somehow able to scroll through all of his saved videos even as of right now at 12:08 AM

Rest in peace Jimmy Carter 🙏

My corgi wanted me to tell you that she says hi

Nothing. And I mean nothing makes my husband more attractive than when he's being dog dad

If anyone needs me, I'll be under my blankets crying at all of the millennial children gifting their parents their favorite childhood toys 😭💜

All I want is a blue Christmas 💙

Oh I thought she meant because it shows up as blocked for me on Bluesky

That's what I'm wondering too 🤔

Venus & Pluto connect Dec 7 - focus on collaborations that are transformative if you want to make the most of the energy

Almost as good as when JD Vance had to go on every platform imaginable and tell everyone he didn’t fuck a couch.

As if I needed more proof of how accurate @laurierivers.bsky.social is on her predictions. Just listening to the police scanner in southern Ohio get one car accident call every 5 min and loads of posts from friends about their car breaking down. Drive safe out there and check your car batteries 😬

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

Girl, I stand with your kids 😍 That pie looks way too good to make them wait 🤤

It's been a long year this month. Crochet therapy coming to the rescue

As a blue dot in Ohio, I just want to save my state from Jesus land but we're too concerned about what a student's genitals look like when they use the bathroom 😒