PRINCE: Do you still feel anything for me?
XEV: A little.
PRINCE: You shouldn't.
XEV: I agree.
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PRINCE: Do you still feel anything for me?
XEV: A little.
PRINCE: You shouldn't.
XEV: I agree.
The people condemned to live down here do not have their own city, because they are the bad of the bad. The sick, the truly evil. Up until now, they only had each other to hunt down, until you came along and made things more interesting. For them you are fresh meat, a rare treat.
16.02.2026 10:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can see into you, Xev. I can see things inside you that even you do not consciously remember. You have every reason to hate. So much pain. So?
Xev: No.
STAN: I hate small, tiny places, I really hate 'em.
PRINCE: Well, you can stay down there if you want to, but I think I should advise you that THEY always stay down there. In the Tunnels. It's part of their punishment.
The people condemned to live down here do not have their own city, because they are the bad of the bad. The sick, the truly evil. Up until now, they only had each other to hunt down, until you came along and made things more interesting. For them you are fresh meat, a rare treat.
14.02.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PRINCE: So Xev, have you come for another kiss? You seemed to enjoy it last time.
XEV: Which time, before or after you died, or when you came back as Kai?
PRINCE: Oh I don't know, any of them! All of them! Whatever.
PRINCE: Would you like to be alive again?
KAI: I do not have likes.
PRINCE: There you go.
There is a faint possibility that Priest's stupidity will lead to my opportunity.
12.02.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So here we are. Stanley and Prince and Xev, stuck together. So I guess it's time to make a deal, to help each other out. One that works for us all.
12.02.2026 10:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0STAN: Prince saved me... where'd he go? He was just here on the floor, dead.
XEVPRINCE: Where is he now?
STAN: I don't know, he disappeared.
XEVPRINCE: Yeah, Prince does that.
STAN: C'mon Xev, let's get out of here quick.
XEVPRINCE: *touches Stan's face* I agree.
You see Xev, that's what Fire is all about. It's the repository of all that is not good.
10.02.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PRINCE: Would you like to be alive again?
KAI: I do not have likes.
PRINCE: There you go.
If you will agree to use the weapon on your ship to help us, I will be eternally grateful.
08.02.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I have waited for you forever. I knew that somehow, some day, you would come here. And until that day happened, I would never know true joy.
07.02.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not like the choice you made, Xev, but it was the right choice.
07.02.2026 10:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PRINCE: Stanley's punishment is Level 9... for the rest of time.
KAI: And when time ends?
PRINCE: Then time will begin again, and Stanley will return to me.
The people condemned to live down here do not have their own city, because they are the bad of the bad. The sick, the truly evil. Up until now, they only had each other to hunt down, until you came along and made things more interesting. For them you are fresh meat, a rare treat.
06.02.2026 10:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Xev is not important? YOU are not important!
05.02.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Until now, there has always been a balance. That's why the war has never ended.
But now, you Xev, you are the grain of sand that will tip the scales. You and your ship, the Lexx.
I rule this planet. I always have, and I always will.
I will destroy Duke, and then I will destroy Water.
STAN: Been a piece in this game before?
PRINCE: Many times. It's one of Prince's favorite ploys, to lure one of his enemies into a game that they cannot hope to win. Many have tried, but he has never been defeated.
PRINCE: That move reminds me of your personal history. You lost your life leading a hopeless attack against a well-defended enemy, did you not?
KAI: Yes. But this attack will allow me to recover that life.
PRINCE: Would you like to be alive again?
KAI: I do not have likes.
PRINCE: There you go.
PRINCE: What about the man in black?
STAN: Oh! He's dead... actually, he's kind of alive dead.
PRINCE: Alive dead?!?!
STAN: Yeah, he can actually walk around a little bit. Y'know, we should go wake him up so that I could show ya! You'd find it really interesting.
STAN: I hate small, tiny places, I really hate 'em.
PRINCE: Well, you can stay down there if you want to, but I think I should advise you that THEY always stay down there. In the Tunnels. It's part of their punishment.
PRINCE: That move reminds me of your personal history. You lost your life leading a hopeless attack against a well-defended enemy, did you not?
KAI: Yes. But this attack will allow me to recover that life.
XEV: We think Stan's life essence is here on Fire, and we want it back.
PRINCE: Stan's life essence is here, but you can't have it back.
XEV: Why not?
PRINCE: Because I have it.
XEV: Well then give it to us.
PRINCE: No!
Your conscious being, your spiritual being, is also in limbo, unable to rest. I could put these two parts of you back together, and allow you to complete your journey. If you beat me at the game of chess, I will give you this as your prize.
30.01.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not like the choice you made, Xev, but it was the right choice.
29.01.2026 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me a story, Stanley Tweedle. Tell me about yourself.
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