I don’t think people realize how wrong the phrase “Macy’s Day Parade” is or even that they say it. It’s never been called that. Macy’s Parade, sure. Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, check. Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, verbose but accurate. But what the hell is Macy’s Day?
Like his hair predicted, Trump is so very bad at cover-ups
Not to be outdone by Max's extra member feature, PornHub is introducing their new "Bonus Wang" add-on next month.
The thing I loved the most about the Bond films: the dancing #Oscars
Dear Tubi,
Stop trying to make Skinhats happen. They’re never going to happen.
Love,
Me
This is truly “commercials for commercials that you will see during the commercials of the Super Bowl” season
On this day in history, Jeremy Biscoff saved Wilbur Wright and that’s why to this day, Biscoff cookies are given out for free on every airline
I watched “Carry-On”, but where’s Kenneth Williams, Dame Barbara Windsor and the bawdy British humo(u)r? I want my money back, Netflix!
Everyone who says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie are tiresome to me. Where’s the Gremlins or Batman Returns stans out there?
Blue Bloods aired its series finale in CBS last night after its 6th or 53rd season.
“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
When I was a kid, I pictured the Holy Spirit as a sort of cheerleader on fire. Like the Human Torch from the Fantastic Four, but with pom poms.
My favorite Deer poet is Alfred, Lord Venison, but I know a lot of people prefer Edgar Allan Doe.
This is Philly. It’s not a caviar kiosk. It’s a roe home.
Malcolm in the middle age
I don’t trust anyone who isn’t open to changing their mind and I’ll always believe that and will fight anyone who tries to convince me otherwise
I am all of a sudden super aware of Stanley cups. But I get it. Sometimes you just want drinkware from the folks who make the best tape measures
Jimmy : Late Night :: Kelly : Daytime
