DrJayson (he/him) 🦋

Just 11 hours until Legends Z-A! ✅

I’m SO excited! 😁

GOV. PRITZKER: “This is a convicted felon threatening to jail me? He’s an unhinged, insecure wannabe dictator. Come and get me.”

I love how dynamic the colors of the hardwood trees are 🥹 it seems simple but it makes trees so essential for town design

Kindly, I would LOVE to live somewhere without snakes and kinda just assumed they lived everywhere 😭

And even then, I’m a straight white man in a Red state— and yet Dementia Don would still send me off to El Salvador given the chance.

President of the Brown-Nosing Bootlickers of America would be most accurate 🤣

He’s saying he’s from a Red State, and that he supports your original idea— I think you’re mistaking him for a Red VOTER

Unfortunately I’m also from a Red state but am NOT Red

YouTube video by DrJayson The WORST Pokémon Remakes, Apparently

I did one of them long form videos!
Check out my takes on Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl 😁⬇️

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Pritzker: This is not about fighting crime. This is about the President and his complicit lackey, Stephen Miller, searching for ways to lay the groundwork to circumvent our democracy, militarize our cities, and end elections.

Yeah I

I am also not a real doctor and can confirm that guy is TOTALLY faking it 🫵

e/infj :) best types for real 🫶🏼

It will forever be hilarious how violently he exits— it’s always so much faster than I think it’s gonna be 😭

Donkey Kong and Pauline are celebrating in front of a VoidCo machine

The ending of DK Bananza is genuinely amazing— I can’t recommend this game enough! 🙈

This is already normal, don’t worry! 🫶🏼
Please, feel free to partake, encourage your friends to do so! 😁🤣

Easiest follow ever

Wym? 😯

Maybe but I also don’t watch trailers if I’m really excited for a game 😭🤣 I’m weird

Let’s not plagiarize like an absolute dirt bag, preferably.
I don’t care if the sentiment is good.
Stop being a fucking thieving cheeseball.

I didn’t 😔

No one looks at your posts. No one responds to you. It was an accident that even opened this hidden reply.

Lost it at the cheek reveal 😭🤣

Oh it’s amazing! I’m still blown away by how detailed and satisfying breaking stuff is 👊😁

It’s also so elitist— like what, poor Trans people who can’t afford it just don’t deserve to be recognized as Trans? How does that make sense?

David Lodge is amazing! I knew him as Jiraiya in Naruto growing up, so hearing him as Jerald in 3H was an AWESOME surprise 😁 such a talented VO

Seriously what kinda gall do they have to say “Xbox is doing great! We’re firing 4% of our employees”

After years of barely delivering to their consumers.

L after L after L indeed

I LOVE that the AI just randomly decides to off-road like a madman 😭🤣 it’s so funny every time

Exactly!! I don’t have to worry about actually getting to pick the Pokemon I want now 😂😁

Not to mention, you can actually navigate the menus without lag! It’s the small wins 😌🤣

Congress didn’t just lose its power it gave it away. On war, trade, and policy, lawmakers have willingly let the executive branch rule unchecked.

I believe the Switch 1 will stream the game from the Switch 2 in Bonanza— the console itself won’t actually be running the game 😁