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PseudoMortal

@pseudomortal.bsky.social

You can call me Pseudo! My hobbies consist of Gaming, Anime, Trading Card Games, and playing Dungeon and Dragons. I'm 27 (he/him) Wife: @astramagika.is.a.cutie.fyi‬ My Discord Server: discord.gg/pM6XGfNh97 www.twitch.tv/pseudomortal Minors DNI

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Latest posts by pseudomortal.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm tempted to boot up a pokemon game now

i still need to complete Pokemon:XD

05.12.2025 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I miss the old days of Coke Santa

05.12.2025 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon!

05.12.2025 22:51 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

What game have you played the most this year?

05.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

05.12.2025 17:22 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

*dies cutely in Minecraft*

04.12.2025 20:01 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Reflect on yourself
(Featuring Cleo)

04.12.2025 19:59 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

But with what kind of dipping sauce?

04.12.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You have my attention

04.12.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deez nuts

04.12.2025 19:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Of course

04.12.2025 19:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Nah, that wouldn't make a good shitpost."

*deletes text and types something worse*

04.12.2025 19:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love Thursdays
In fact
I love all days

04.12.2025 19:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is me
And I don't mean the Grinch

04.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes yes yes

04.12.2025 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a tree
Not a Christmas tree
A money tree

04.12.2025 19:12 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

*gasp*

04.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How can you say you love me when you won't even send me pretty dice in the mail?

04.12.2025 19:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get well soon Yam!
Ill save up some pics of Toby and Cleo just for you

04.12.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would you let me drive your boat?

By saying yes you automatically own a brand new boat

04.12.2025 19:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hell yeaaaa

04.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love watching TV

And by TV I mean spaghetti

And by watching I mean eating

04.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wearing socks is optional

But I'll be mad if you don't have glasses on

04.12.2025 19:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How can I become a better shitposter?

Jk, I don't need your help

04.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eat Mac and cheese

This is a threat

04.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Looking great!

04.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used 5% of my brain power to make this post

04.12.2025 18:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shoot me out of a Canon into a field of pretty flowers

04.12.2025 18:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pov Umbreon fans

04.12.2025 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pecan pie is good pie

04.12.2025 16:59 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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