PseudoMortal

I'm tempted to boot up a pokemon game now

i still need to complete Pokemon:XD

I miss the old days of Coke Santa

If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon!

What game have you played the most this year?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*dies cutely in Minecraft*

Reflect on yourself
(Featuring Cleo)

But with what kind of dipping sauce?

You have my attention

Deez nuts

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Of course

"Nah, that wouldn't make a good shitpost."

*deletes text and types something worse*

I love Thursdays
In fact
I love all days

This is me
And I don't mean the Grinch

Yes yes yes

I need a tree
Not a Christmas tree
A money tree

*gasp*

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How can you say you love me when you won't even send me pretty dice in the mail?

Get well soon Yam!
Ill save up some pics of Toby and Cleo just for you

Would you let me drive your boat?

By saying yes you automatically own a brand new boat

Hell yeaaaa

I love watching TV

And by TV I mean spaghetti

And by watching I mean eating

Wearing socks is optional

But I'll be mad if you don't have glasses on

How can I become a better shitposter?

Jk, I don't need your help

Eat Mac and cheese

This is a threat

Looking great!

I used 5% of my brain power to make this post

Shoot me out of a Canon into a field of pretty flowers

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Pov Umbreon fans

Pecan pie is good pie