Jay Heart

Pretty

THE POSSIBILITIES

a woman in a red dress is standing behind a glass block Alt: mariah carey defrosting

animal crossing community:

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JOY TO THE WORLD

Nintendo be like, you guys been having a rough few weeks. How about a little more Animal Crossing? Yeah? Randomly on a Thursday. Thank you, we needed it.

Oh God, dare I start a new island?

Yesterday was just fun chaos with everyone showing up and it being a busy mess. Today seems to be dead as ever. I love our little office parties and wish we did them more often.

Another big project due at my job.

I love being Spiderman

I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.

Work has me ordering Emergency Food Rations. Is that a bad sign?

Only took a week.

Just a fun follow up, our ancient grandfathered in trunk line account is having issues and no one at AT&T can find the account number that they are billing us for. This is awesome cause it has happened before 5 years ago and thank God I have those notes.

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"Where are our Super Mario posters" Overheard at work.

17 years of asking, I am sure they will look into this time lol

Whenever it rains, without fail, our network just slows to a crawl. I swear the data center isn't water proof or something.

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Alright today is my office Halloween Party. Going to run around the office in my costumes and then come home. Time to get spooky.

As I debate setting up more decorations at the office all I can think about is hitting up the liquor store around the block for some tiny liquor bottles. Is this how grandpa handled things?

American Girl section at work for the Halloween party 🥳
I'm spooked.

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Got to work and boy howdy am I already to throw hands at everyone. Stuff was not picked up like it was supposed to. Random packages just left behind and those crates we were told to hurry up and unpack so the movers could take them back? Yeah they weren't picked up either.

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Two more weeks

Dinner with friends and TEAM MEETING tonight! I am very excited.

Sir please, I'm married.
#PokémonZA

Reading that the PS2 came out 25 years ago is causing me to have a mid life crisis. Like I was 14 and remember being in a Gamestop talking to people about getting one. I was offered a job by the manager but couldn't cause I wasn't 16. I need a sit.

Playing Pokémon and watching this Kamen Rider anime. My life is pretty cool.

Hearing about my people just turning out to be nothing but failures and its so disappointing. Like my dudes, I tried to help you. A pity.

Powerful need for some Waffle House. I gotta wait 2 more weeks and I am both grumpy and excited.

Amazon cart showing fist dildo and t shirt launcher cannon ready to ship

We choosing joy this friday in spite of the horrors

I said it before and I'll say it again, these two need their own game or series. I want an entire story around them and their adventures. Make it dark, sexy or hell noir. I don't care. We need them now more than ever.

God this looks so good. That Tears of the Kingdom soundtrack really just rocks. I have no idea when I will get to play it though lol. Maybe during the cold winter months of not doing a damn thing.