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Looking at you, Rob Zombie!

Wait, how’d she get into the sleeping bag? I wasn’t paying attention.

I don’t feel bad for not paying attention…

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a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette . Alt: a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette .

#tldi #mutantfam #thelastdrivein #dontnight #dontgointheeoods me every time new characters show up

Jason Vorhees learned his best moves from this film.

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Only on Joe Bob do we get a dissertation on an appropriate and well earned fart in cinema.

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Tbf, our ST drinking game wasn’t to get drunk. It was a way to deal with fallout 😅

This van is a-rocking . . . down a steep hill then on fire #DontGoInTheWoods #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Drink every time she says Dick!

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Say what you want about this film, but the dialogue is getting an A+ from me

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The woman yelling "Dale" is about as annoying as Ashley in the Resident Evil franchise constantly yelling, "Help me, Leon!"

- Shawn / @offbeattheater.bsky.social

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Omg Dale, the entire forest is begging you to find that lady to shut her the hell up!

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When in doubt, trust Dr. Alan Grant.

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Right out the gate, we have our 1st shot done not by an aerial photographer but by someone who turned the camera on accidentally while trying to get it set up.

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“So badass that good people thought it was bad.”

That’s my genre!

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Don't Go in the Woods (1981) Four backpackers decide to take a hike in the mountains of Utah. But within the woods lurks a killer. But who...or what...is it? The lazy local sheriff blames bears. But the escalating body count seem...

"Nonsense blood bath." You have my attention, Mr. Critic.

The second film tonight is Don't Go in the Woods (1981), directed by James Bryan.

- Shawn / @offbeattheater.bsky.social

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Joe Bob is just selling this movie to me.

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#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #DontGoIntTheWoods let us replace “So Bad it’s Good” with the term “trashterpiece” @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social do we agree

“Who’s your favorite? Joe Bob, Darcy, or Yuki?”

My favorite is the single dude you can hear off camera laughing at Joe Bob’s jokes.

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It was hilarious, lbr 🤣🤣

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #DontTortureaDuckling let that be a lesson to you don’t use nitroglycerin as moisturizer

Aha! I knew it! Never trust a priest!!!

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Meanwhile I’m over here like “I’d rock that.”

We’re going on safari, but make it fashion.

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