Oscaaarrrgh

God bothering weirdos who spend too much time worrying about what other people are doing. I think they might have forgotten that Jesus said blessed are the meek...

What in the guns at Walmart private healthcare & inferior plug sockets 'murica is this shite?
Also, Soho isn't any more of a sex district than any town with an Ann Summers and a dodgy looking massage place these days, give it a rest luvs. Go and join that church that Theroux made a doc on ffs.

Can't wait to read all the "cancelled by Strictly viewers" articles this week.

I would debate it heavily in the marketplace of ideas (B and Q long handled loppers)

What in the comic con free gift with ticket purchase is this shite

Oh what a lovely hog! I'll put a bid in shortly Mand ❤️

Can't wait to read a load of crusty old Christian men's opinions on how Archbishops are assigned at birth or somesuch.
Congrats to her, absolutely wild that in 2025 there are women firsts tbh.

Congrats to the Archbishop of Canterbury on her transition from a man to a woman.

New grindr bio ?

Oh he's so handsome

Secret BBC filming exposes hidden culture of racism and misogyny inside Met Police - BBC News Panorama undercover investigation captures evidence that "toxic behaviours", far from being driven out of the Met, have been driven underground.

The behaviour captured here is as revolting as it is unsurprising. When it comes to pigs, the Met might just be the piggiest of them all. share.google/s56gyKAFfwb6...

He continues to haunt us and I hate it

A photo of the front of the Sunday Sport which says "Drunk Vicar Had Sex With Easter Egg"

A screenshot of walking tragedy Keir Starmer from his cringe inducing speech earlier today captioned "That's real Britain"

Lovely to hear someone's mum was driving a bus near you

I know mate. There's so many lies in the media about people like me that I just want to set the record straight that we exist, and that's okay.

I think I watched this film about 80 times as a child. It's probably aged terribly hasn't it.
Song is a banger though, I must just commit to the bit and somehow make sure it ends up on my Spotify Wrapped this year.

The thing is, people posts
those "what song is stuck in your head/what are you listening to?" prompts and I never engage bc more often than not it's the Hans Zimmer composition sung by Robbie Williams for the film Johnny English. This has been a coming out post. I am coming out as a loser.

I can't even use my Boots card without every fifth trip having to stand there and go "do doo doooo sorry, the app says it needs updating before it will show my barcode" so the thought of locking off access to jobs and all other manner of things behind an app just seems enormously crap.

I wondered how long it would take before they latched onto it. Can't wait to have to wait for an app to update slowly in order to generate a QR code so I can scan into the legally enforced toilets woop woop.
(This is all Tonty's fault)

Enjoy, you mad bastard!! X

IV bags full of bleach and horse medicine

If you've got a parka and an eyebrow pencil then go as Liam Gallagher

This is good vibes through and through

I briefly thought that this digital ID card batshittery was actually uniting us all against such a shit idea but no, of course I've seen some Starmer loving bores being like "what's the big deal?" Booooo.

It's the digital part that makes it vulnerable to hackers. It's also a stupid thing to waste money on when kids are in poverty.
Plus, when the next govt get in and the digital ID infrastructure is there and they say "we're now going to use this to XYZ" there's nothing we can do about it.

I was gonna post the "IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS" meme but then I read the article and it turns out yes, yes he is. Or at least his think tank which has his name on it is. Bleurgh.

Anyway: Shit card.

@thatdocphoenix.com Tonty and his ID cards haunt us again

Oscar, a white pre-t trans man is looking at the camera and holding his fingers up in a peace sign. He has mid length brown hair and a slightly sad look on his face - his face is smooth and he looks like a young boy as opposed to a grown adult man.

Oscar, a white trans man in his late twenties is posing for the camera with his fingers in a peace sign. He is wearing a backwards baseball cap which has some of his brown curls poking out. On his face is a full mid length beard. His face looks much more like that of a stereotypically cisgender man of a similar age

Oh! Today is 7 years since I started testosterone. Do we think I look any different? I think I can see maybe one or two subtle changes...

Oscar, a white transgender man with a short beard and round glasses is looking at the camera with a neutral expression. He is wearing a pale yellow and white striped top and on his head is a navy blue cap with Snoopy asleep on it.

Running several minutes late for work because I spent ages fussing on what cap to wear, then set off walking to the office having forgotten to take my tablets so I had to double back home lmao.
Anyway did I make a good choice?

Surely no one out here thinks that Owen's position on Palestine is radical or surprising *for Owen*? Like if we suddenly saw a tonne of centrist journos going against the grain of the papers they write for yeah sure but...famed leftist journo has leftist positions isn't exactly a shock lmao