Oscaaarrrgh

Happy birthday handsome Snoopy - you look lkle youre wearing a Christmas tree as a hat mate 🥰🎉🎂

The yellow and white sign outside Carr's Pasties in Bolton.

I am here, the epicentre of Lancashire's finest culinary experience. I am about to spend roughly 30 quid stocking up on boxes of frozen pasties. It is my bi-annual pilgrimage. Blessed be the Carr's pasty.

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Hang on i thought these lot were all about the chromosomes? Where's the chromosomes on a person of gingerbread origins then

A photo of a Yorkie chocolate bar from the early 00s, where the O of Yorkie had the women's toilets symbol on it with a banned symbol through it. Beneath the name of the bar is the phrase "IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS"

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Stunning work. Hope youre well ❤️❤️

Rapidly going from "oi mate you got a licence for that gender" to "oi mate you got a licence for that gender so I can sell you this massive pizza".
Luv 2 b governed

Whipping out my GRC so I can have an XL meat feast which i then promptly hand over to three women in a trench coat

Assigned calories at birth

In Nigel's defence as an older brother, younger siblings are well annoying. Maisie offers older sibling solidarity to him too

This is great and true info, but (from direct experience) if you're trans masc/a trans man allow an extra few hours or even a whole day for them to compute what's going on before they're happy to dispense you medication. 🫠

You mad mad bastard you!!! Well done ♥️

Been meaning to try these!! Dumplings are my faves

Ive just looked at how much he goes for on eBay and I had no idea he was such a rarity. My fave is the big one in the suit, I think hes called Nathaniel?

An entire set of the porcelain Natwest pigs from the 1980s.

Yeah your mum might be cool, but is she "whole set of Natwest pigs" cool?

Oh he is resplendent!!!!

I made a little care package for my pals with some nice toiletries and fancy tea bags and jam but also some funny bits like heavy duty wipes (and condoms, because BANTZ)

And at least three of them are called Helen

A photo of an exhibition case with the dining room from Wallace and Gromit inside, featuring the characters and a fully laid out breakfast table including a slice of toast and jam.

Went to Preston just to see the Wallace and Gromit exhibition and it did not disappoint. The details in the sets and props are crazy to see in real life. Also Gromit's eyes are just *so* good.

Ive made fun of you but now I am about to do this exact thing to go to Preston to see Wallace and Gromit 💀💀

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Ah, the festive tradition of piling into a shit overpriced train. Its the most wonderful time of the year

I'm a wanker with a faceless profile picture and nazi numbers in my username. What you said wasn't right wing and abhorrent enough for me, a man who has never voted for anyone like you & never will. I will now end this message with some 👊👊👊 emojis and a word that has woke in it. Wokeflake 👊👊👊

Ohhhhh baked potato lady

Big love to you ❤️

This couldn't be any wurse

Ive understood it perfectly and watched as over the last few years a certain previously mentioned author has donated more in single transactions to crowdfunders than people like my mum earn in a year. Its a stacked deck, and voting with your feet is sometimes just as good, if not better.

They complain about us being baristas, checkout workers, doctors, characters in soaps, contestants on Big Brother, one high profile weirdo went on a rant specifically about her GP's receptionist but still their defenders insist they do not hate us and don't have issue with us.

Not a decision she has made lightly but also helps to make the point that those truly involved in GG aren't happy that they have been pressured like this.

Oh aye, my mam and her part time job funds up against a billionaire children's novelist and the legal advisors they have on board who do this sort of thing for fun, I wonder how that will go.