I hope I can see an octopus in the world before I die

Even when he humps the sonic squishmallow

everything my dog does is so perfect to me

I hope I’m not as evil as I feel

You’re my enemy today

Went downstairs for about 15 minutes and dropped wet dog food, a coffee pot and a handful of silverware. I’m just gonna get in bed I think

My goat

pc gamers are like “I want to move left with the letter A”

the sensible people of this country want to get rid of ICE and Democratic politicians do not want to get rid of ICE

we don’t have to do this goofy dance like it’s mysterious

it’s a simple truth

move past anyone who refuses to acknowledge

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

I think it’s corny when people place themselves on a pedestal for doing the obvious right thing, but in my case, I actually AM better than other people for eating mostly meatless and buying my clothes secondhand

I already ate all the fun stuff in the middle of my hummus when I first opened it so now I have to just eat the plain part :’( fucking greedy piece of shit

I’ll increase my fluid intake

I really gotta stop being sick. There is a musical about corn that I NEED to see

Why is everything this client says in the form of a free verse poem. I will hit him

Did I not literally just call him nice. I would die for him

Henley is such a nice dog. Why does he do the things he does

This is the year I go back to therapy and learn how to be a normal person

The only good things in this life are boyfriend and sandwich for lunch

I think I’m fucking sick. I wish calling out of work didn’t make me feel like I was ruining the world

I don’t think post Malone needed to cover war pigs, personally

Woaho

Dude this is the whole Grammys rn

Love you btw

Do I have your permission to drunkenly send your profile out to Colorado lesbians

Man please. I’m begging you

I wonder if my makeup being like 10 years old has anything to do with my acne hm

So maybe I didn’t do dry January but I did ease back a little and that’s something!!!

I think in my next life, I’m gonna try to not be fucking terrible at everything I attempt

I have to do a hobby today so I have an excuse to be alone in my room without anyone speaking to me